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The panic that sets in when you pick a piece of food from the table or plate thinking it's one thing, but the taste doesn't match and it takes you a while to figure out what it is and if it's even food. Just me? No? Anybody?
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Fuck me this is so funny, I can't even laugh. Imagine the movie poster.
The latest Epstein email rumor is destined to be known as Cockwork orange
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Delo na cesti končano, znak mormo umaknt. Kam ga dam šefe?
- Kr na kolearsko ga rukn, pa stran ga ubrn, da se navjo šoferji zmedl.
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Skoda Labia
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ful sem šel previdno v temi mimo ene temne lise na tléh, da ne bi zajkle zgazil pa se je izkazalo, da je samó velika pika na preprógi :D
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Blagosljovlen dan reformistike Vam vsem želim jaz in svoja družina

Kobrowskt
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Branko Ćopič ni bil slikar, Gustav Mahler ni bil slikar, Metód Pévec ni pévec, sta pa vsaj Boris Lučkar in Janko Stripar po poklicu, kot se pišeta.
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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trump: I’ve ended 7 wars

us: which wars

trump: now 8

us: you just ended another one?

trump: now 9

us: wait what do you think a war is

trump: it’s like a big beautiful dream where I make love to the most beautiful bird anyone has ever seen

us:

trump: now 10
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Petelinji zajtrk
September 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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30 years ago Spitting Image dared to broadcast the truth about Israel.

Now no one dares.
September 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm telling my kid this was Luciano Pavarotti.
September 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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This strip is 43 years old.

Tell me again how it all started because of 7th of October.
September 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Aja, tleste.
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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i hate to rewrite someone else's joke but I have to put this out there otherwise I will decease

As it turns out, Le Pen is not mightier than Le Fraud
March 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Polže, kpolže,
kkamhi tiš,
kamta kódr viš?
Kamte nese jono gé,
vktéro smérmo lišro gé?

Vsalzburg.
March 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Haiku za ponedeljek ob 7:30

voznik audija
kar po plocniku drvi
lol koji kurac
January 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
KALCÉTE
Ahtejte, mati, té moje kalcéte,
vrnem se še obut jih čez pete,
vrnem se še, vrnem prekasno,
da bi vas slišal péti spét glasno.

Vrnem se, ko ves svét obidem,
vrnem se, zarés nikdár ne odidem.
Vrnem se, vrnem z mošnjo cekinov,
vam pa prinesem plašč hermelinov.
January 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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So I thought it would be a fun thing to randomly turn the water in the fountains into wine.

Turns out people thought it was blood and believed the plagues were happening in Heaven.

My bad.
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"Moj Bog, ubogi rudarji! Najmlajši ima samo 23 let ... Doma imajo otroke ... Ali smo pri vsem dobičku dovolj vložili v varnost? Zaboga, to so ljudje, ne človeški viri," ni rekel včeraj nihče iz upravnega odbora HSE.
January 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?

Brochure.
January 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
January 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Prodam 3 AAA baterije in 2 AA bateriji. Vsaka popcétó. Zagrebte se, kdór rabi, jutr bójo žé šécto. In fact - so žé!
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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LOL
He kisses so many women that aren’t his wife 🤮
January 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM