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A woman cradles her clearly distressed cat cat in her arms. She says "the cat's so upet since we took him to the vet..." We cut away to the cat observing a long haired beared man with a piece sign headband and sunglasses cut up lines and says "I still see the face of the children I killed in my dreams." In the background there is a poster of Bart Simpson in an army helmet saying "Desert Storm Sucked" and a boombox plays "Black Hole Sun". The veteran takes a big SNIFFFFF of coke. He pinches his bleeding nose and says "man, I was so fucked up when Chris Cornell died."
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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ithayla.bsky.social
happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.
A panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin's mom, eating dinner, says "Life could be worse, Calvin." Calvin, clearly upset, his mouth huge says "Life could be a lot BETTER too!"
July 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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btwnskyandsea.bsky.social
Flayn's revelation 💡

#fe3h #flayn #seteth
Digital illustration of a green haired girl (Flayn from FE3H). She exclaims in a comic dialogue bubble: Oh! It's just sexy anime chess! A smaller person in the background says with exasperation: Sister, no
May 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An assailant happens upon two men and says "I'm gonna Kill you!" One of the men pulls down his pants revealing a gigantic eye stuffed into his butt." The assailant, cowering, shouts "OH NO! A gieant eye! That means you're actually bigger than me." The assailant runs off. The other man says "I will never criticize you for wearing that butt plug again..." The butt plug man is smug in victory.
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
koboldkebab.bsky.social
Jeff Rosenstock made a Balatro joke tonight at his concert and I didnt think I could love him more but here we are, lol
February 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM