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29 - They
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So many people in the early 2010s mad that SpongeBob switched from a shonen to a seinen. The “Squidward Torture Porns” you hate so much are just the truth of how the world works. Read Naoki Urasawa’s Monster and watch as much How To Be Like Johan Liebert videos as I have and you’ll understand.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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me when the apple fritters are ready
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Enjoy your stay at the Baroness motherfucker

#Doorman #Deadlock
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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SILENT HILL FUCKIN RULES AGAIN
September 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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🏝️
September 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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[fred flintsone watching me play monster hunter] this is what it was like for me
September 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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another vibe for tonight
September 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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they found out ed edd n eddy stopped playing on the tv
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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”’Why is there a gun in a Mario game?’ Curious, I picked up the weapon. I pressed the B button and the gun made a loud, realistic sounding gunshot noise, which was weird since the NES wasn't capable of making sounds of that quality.”
September 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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here is lego watto smoking a bong
August 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The Great Circle of Life goes on, sweetie.
August 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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not alive no more brother HH
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Survival
July 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Camembert burger erupts when you take a bite
February 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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So ... I talk to Yevon, I consult, privately, and I talk to my guys, and we come to a conclusion, we just gonna fucking kill you bruddah.
June 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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this came to me in a dream

[ #deltarune #art ]
June 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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OMG...

The LGBTQ crowd is MAD because BOOST MOBILE MASTER SHAKE is stealing their attention during Pride Month.

😂💀
June 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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commissioned matching portraits for my partner and i for their birthday today! by @tarphi.bsky.social, who does amazing disco elysium styled portraits! check them out!
May 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM