Joseph Bryan
@koalatystats.bsky.social
Trying to predict the future | B.S. in Statistics from UGA | Bad at Social Media, but I try my best https://koalatystats.substack.com/
👹Week 10 Single Coverage Monsters 👹
These are players who benefit the most from single coverage playing against teams that allow a lot of single coverage
high 🎆BOOM🎆 potential
koalatystats.substack.com/p/nfl-week-1...
These are players who benefit the most from single coverage playing against teams that allow a lot of single coverage
high 🎆BOOM🎆 potential
koalatystats.substack.com/p/nfl-week-1...
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
👹Week 10 Single Coverage Monsters 👹
These are players who benefit the most from single coverage playing against teams that allow a lot of single coverage
high 🎆BOOM🎆 potential
koalatystats.substack.com/p/nfl-week-1...
These are players who benefit the most from single coverage playing against teams that allow a lot of single coverage
high 🎆BOOM🎆 potential
koalatystats.substack.com/p/nfl-week-1...
🎯 Coach, I Was Open - Week 9 🎯
FREE
I go over the players who have been missing out on the most targets all season! DK Metcalf was WIDE OPEN for a TD last week.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
FREE
I go over the players who have been missing out on the most targets all season! DK Metcalf was WIDE OPEN for a TD last week.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
🎯 Coach, I Was Open - Week 9 🎯
FREE
I go over the players who have been missing out on the most targets all season! DK Metcalf was WIDE OPEN for a TD last week.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
FREE
I go over the players who have been missing out on the most targets all season! DK Metcalf was WIDE OPEN for a TD last week.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
How do you quantify NFL offensive coaching?
Step 1: Quantify “offense” - I used Principal Components Analysis on various important offensive metrics like EPA, Yards per Play, Series Conversion Rate, etc.....
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Step 1: Quantify “offense” - I used Principal Components Analysis on various important offensive metrics like EPA, Yards per Play, Series Conversion Rate, etc.....
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June 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
How do you quantify NFL offensive coaching?
Step 1: Quantify “offense” - I used Principal Components Analysis on various important offensive metrics like EPA, Yards per Play, Series Conversion Rate, etc.....
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Step 1: Quantify “offense” - I used Principal Components Analysis on various important offensive metrics like EPA, Yards per Play, Series Conversion Rate, etc.....
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🧮NFL 2025 PROJECTED Play Calling Tendencies🧮
Play calling is VITAL to fantasy and real life outcomes
Using the last 15 years of NFL play-by-play data I created play calling projections for the 2025 season 🐨
Play calling is VITAL to fantasy and real life outcomes
Using the last 15 years of NFL play-by-play data I created play calling projections for the 2025 season 🐨
June 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
🧮NFL 2025 PROJECTED Play Calling Tendencies🧮
Play calling is VITAL to fantasy and real life outcomes
Using the last 15 years of NFL play-by-play data I created play calling projections for the 2025 season 🐨
Play calling is VITAL to fantasy and real life outcomes
Using the last 15 years of NFL play-by-play data I created play calling projections for the 2025 season 🐨
2022 (Testing Set):
- Sad Skyy never became a thing
- Wandale truther til the day i die
- Shakir always shows up in every model
- Sad Skyy never became a thing
- Wandale truther til the day i die
- Shakir always shows up in every model
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
2022 (Testing Set):
- Sad Skyy never became a thing
- Wandale truther til the day i die
- Shakir always shows up in every model
- Sad Skyy never became a thing
- Wandale truther til the day i die
- Shakir always shows up in every model
2023:
- Puka being dragged down by PFF rank, but still looks like a sleeper here!
- I want Mims to be a thing so bad
- JSN's beast yards are much better than i would guess. good for him
- Puka being dragged down by PFF rank, but still looks like a sleeper here!
- I want Mims to be a thing so bad
- JSN's beast yards are much better than i would guess. good for him
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
2023:
- Puka being dragged down by PFF rank, but still looks like a sleeper here!
- I want Mims to be a thing so bad
- JSN's beast yards are much better than i would guess. good for him
- Puka being dragged down by PFF rank, but still looks like a sleeper here!
- I want Mims to be a thing so bad
- JSN's beast yards are much better than i would guess. good for him
2024:
- Nabers was a slam dunk
- MHJ probably worth a trade if someone is willing to give him up
- Been trying to trade for Troy Franklin since i ran this.
- Nabers was a slam dunk
- MHJ probably worth a trade if someone is willing to give him up
- Been trying to trade for Troy Franklin since i ran this.
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
2024:
- Nabers was a slam dunk
- MHJ probably worth a trade if someone is willing to give him up
- Been trying to trade for Troy Franklin since i ran this.
- Nabers was a slam dunk
- MHJ probably worth a trade if someone is willing to give him up
- Been trying to trade for Troy Franklin since i ran this.
2025:
- Burden's elite sophomore season is a big reason to be optimistic. Great Career
- Tet is basically the same level of prospect as Burden in my model but doesnt have that Sophomore season boosting him
- Egbuka is not loved by my model but PFF rankings are pulling him up
- Burden's elite sophomore season is a big reason to be optimistic. Great Career
- Tet is basically the same level of prospect as Burden in my model but doesnt have that Sophomore season boosting him
- Egbuka is not loved by my model but PFF rankings are pulling him up
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
2025:
- Burden's elite sophomore season is a big reason to be optimistic. Great Career
- Tet is basically the same level of prospect as Burden in my model but doesnt have that Sophomore season boosting him
- Egbuka is not loved by my model but PFF rankings are pulling him up
- Burden's elite sophomore season is a big reason to be optimistic. Great Career
- Tet is basically the same level of prospect as Burden in my model but doesnt have that Sophomore season boosting him
- Egbuka is not loved by my model but PFF rankings are pulling him up
🚨2025 Pre-Draft Wide Receiver Model🚨
🔥 .47 Cross Validated R^2 to 3 Year NFL FPpG
🕵️FREE In-Depth Stack writeup
🧑🔬FREE Access to most of the data I used to make the model
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🔥 .47 Cross Validated R^2 to 3 Year NFL FPpG
🕵️FREE In-Depth Stack writeup
🧑🔬FREE Access to most of the data I used to make the model
🧵🧵🧵
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🚨2025 Pre-Draft Wide Receiver Model🚨
🔥 .47 Cross Validated R^2 to 3 Year NFL FPpG
🕵️FREE In-Depth Stack writeup
🧑🔬FREE Access to most of the data I used to make the model
🧵🧵🧵
🔥 .47 Cross Validated R^2 to 3 Year NFL FPpG
🕵️FREE In-Depth Stack writeup
🧑🔬FREE Access to most of the data I used to make the model
🧵🧵🧵
My first 5 digit win! Hopefully not my last.
Also IT WAS PUBLISHED FOR FREE IN THE SUBSTACK
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
Also IT WAS PUBLISHED FOR FREE IN THE SUBSTACK
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
December 16, 2024 at 12:38 AM
My first 5 digit win! Hopefully not my last.
Also IT WAS PUBLISHED FOR FREE IN THE SUBSTACK
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
Also IT WAS PUBLISHED FOR FREE IN THE SUBSTACK
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
WHATS THAT ….
ANOTHER PUBLISHED HIT
+4100
+3000 last week
+9000 a few weeks ago
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
ANOTHER PUBLISHED HIT
+4100
+3000 last week
+9000 a few weeks ago
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
December 9, 2024 at 12:14 AM
WHATS THAT ….
ANOTHER PUBLISHED HIT
+4100
+3000 last week
+9000 a few weeks ago
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
ANOTHER PUBLISHED HIT
+4100
+3000 last week
+9000 a few weeks ago
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
BROKE 50 likes for the first time ever on my Substack!!!
So hype!!!!!!!
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
So hype!!!!!!!
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
December 4, 2024 at 1:33 AM
BROKE 50 likes for the first time ever on my Substack!!!
So hype!!!!!!!
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
So hype!!!!!!!
open.substack.com/pub/koalatys...
My pre-draft models had him as *the WR1* in the draft! (Pic from April)
Still waiting for the Josh Cephus breakout tho
Still waiting for the Josh Cephus breakout tho
November 30, 2024 at 1:02 AM
My pre-draft models had him as *the WR1* in the draft! (Pic from April)
Still waiting for the Josh Cephus breakout tho
Still waiting for the Josh Cephus breakout tho