jess
@koalatygay.bsky.social
1995 | lesbian, trans | freelance writer & editor | cats, crafts, & queer reads | michigan | one day i’ll be vegan for real i swear | they/them
https://alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com
https://alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com
I really appreciate that Katie 🧡 any amount helps, truly. He has pancreatic cancer and the mass caused a lot of internal problems very suddenly. The first hospital also failed to treat his obstructions and perhaps worsened things. Hoping he recovers soon so he can start treatment
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I really appreciate that Katie 🧡 any amount helps, truly. He has pancreatic cancer and the mass caused a lot of internal problems very suddenly. The first hospital also failed to treat his obstructions and perhaps worsened things. Hoping he recovers soon so he can start treatment
we are having such a good time in edinburgh i love my friends sm god damn i never wanna leave omg
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
we are having such a good time in edinburgh i love my friends sm god damn i never wanna leave omg
i’m taking this as the biggest sign that the epstein files WILL open and it will be soon. andrew has been a known pedo for years why only TODAY is the crown stripping him of royal status??? OPEN UP!
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i’m taking this as the biggest sign that the epstein files WILL open and it will be soon. andrew has been a known pedo for years why only TODAY is the crown stripping him of royal status??? OPEN UP!
i wrote a new post on substack open.substack.com/pub/alesbian...
October 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i wrote a new post on substack open.substack.com/pub/alesbian...
the “me” in question when we first met btw
October 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the “me” in question when we first met btw
uhh this is completely gluten free and vegan and i have fully stunned myself with my cooking skills
September 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
uhh this is completely gluten free and vegan and i have fully stunned myself with my cooking skills
grammarly overrun by USCIS ops taking all of the fun out of criticism i guess
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
grammarly overrun by USCIS ops taking all of the fun out of criticism i guess
UHHHH no big deal!!!! just the author of the killing eve novels pledging money to my substack!!!!
(even a $5 yearly pledge is a HUGE help to support my work! help a queer out 🙏🥺 alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com)
(even a $5 yearly pledge is a HUGE help to support my work! help a queer out 🙏🥺 alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com)
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
UHHHH no big deal!!!! just the author of the killing eve novels pledging money to my substack!!!!
(even a $5 yearly pledge is a HUGE help to support my work! help a queer out 🙏🥺 alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com)
(even a $5 yearly pledge is a HUGE help to support my work! help a queer out 🙏🥺 alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com)
my loans are in SAVE and i feel like im being scammed rn. why is the gov trying to convince me switching repayment plans is better for me long term when i can make payments now that interest will accrue while i wait out if this court decision rules in my favor?? they’re lying to me right???
July 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my loans are in SAVE and i feel like im being scammed rn. why is the gov trying to convince me switching repayment plans is better for me long term when i can make payments now that interest will accrue while i wait out if this court decision rules in my favor?? they’re lying to me right???
it’s been 10 years of marriage equality and that ruling made my life today possible. reflect with me in my latest blog alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com/p/10-years-o...
June 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
it’s been 10 years of marriage equality and that ruling made my life today possible. reflect with me in my latest blog alesbianandtheirlaptop.substack.com/p/10-years-o...
vegan crab salad with sushi rice, cucumber salad, avocado, pickled cabbage. carrots and garlic dip, strawberries and blueberries. vegan cream cheese and everything bagel seasoning in baby bell peppers
June 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
vegan crab salad with sushi rice, cucumber salad, avocado, pickled cabbage. carrots and garlic dip, strawberries and blueberries. vegan cream cheese and everything bagel seasoning in baby bell peppers
not pictured: iced tea, banana, cantaloupe chunks
June 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
not pictured: iced tea, banana, cantaloupe chunks
well i nailed it actually
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
well i nailed it actually
my loved ones got me the best birthday gifts ever this year 🥲 a second switch dock so i can stop moving the single dock around the house, stardew valley board game, mariokart booster pack and THIS sweater vest
April 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
my loved ones got me the best birthday gifts ever this year 🥲 a second switch dock so i can stop moving the single dock around the house, stardew valley board game, mariokart booster pack and THIS sweater vest
made vegan pad thai tonight and it was soooo good
April 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
made vegan pad thai tonight and it was soooo good
excited for my town’s trans visibility rally today 🤩🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
excited for my town’s trans visibility rally today 🤩🏳️⚧️
getting her accustomed to the inhaler and chamber by lining the edge of the mask with a churu 🙏 pls work
March 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
getting her accustomed to the inhaler and chamber by lining the edge of the mask with a churu 🙏 pls work
walked up to the pharmacy like this and didn’t get a single word in before the guy was like “you called about your cat’s prescription?”
March 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
walked up to the pharmacy like this and didn’t get a single word in before the guy was like “you called about your cat’s prescription?”
online friends are friends for life actually (2018 ➡️ 2025)
February 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
online friends are friends for life actually (2018 ➡️ 2025)
i’ll be hanging this over my mantle
February 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i’ll be hanging this over my mantle