Charlie Traplin
@knowfux.bsky.social
Dead online. Photography, gaming, baseball (SF), “jokes.”
Merry Christmas, my dad is an Arc Raider in real life
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Merry Christmas, my dad is an Arc Raider in real life
This year’s fantasy league punishment is sleeper agent activation
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This year’s fantasy league punishment is sleeper agent activation
Downloaded a 12-page PDF for work and Adobe is immediately “WHOA!! You can’t POSSIBLY read all THAT! USE OUR AI!!!”
Please fuck off i promise i’m literate, it’s literally how i found the pdf
Please fuck off i promise i’m literate, it’s literally how i found the pdf
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Downloaded a 12-page PDF for work and Adobe is immediately “WHOA!! You can’t POSSIBLY read all THAT! USE OUR AI!!!”
Please fuck off i promise i’m literate, it’s literally how i found the pdf
Please fuck off i promise i’m literate, it’s literally how i found the pdf
NPR is so cool man they’ll end a horrific piece about genocide, play 8 seconds of the hardest beat ever made, then jump to a local story about a community garden accepting toenail clipping donations
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
NPR is so cool man they’ll end a horrific piece about genocide, play 8 seconds of the hardest beat ever made, then jump to a local story about a community garden accepting toenail clipping donations
rap duo called "they/them"
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
rap duo called "they/them"
Saw a cybertruck with a disabled plate, seems redundant
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Saw a cybertruck with a disabled plate, seems redundant
*pulling up to a Wendy’s*
There she is, there’s my girl. Always smiling, always happy to see me
There she is, there’s my girl. Always smiling, always happy to see me
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*pulling up to a Wendy’s*
There she is, there’s my girl. Always smiling, always happy to see me
There she is, there’s my girl. Always smiling, always happy to see me
Putting on my hazard lights so everyone knows i’m texting
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Putting on my hazard lights so everyone knows i’m texting
Fuck the dodgers forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fuck the dodgers forever
Reposted by Charlie Traplin
The best part of being the one who cooks is when she's like "you made this for me 😍" and I'm like "all for you babe" while stuffing myself
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The best part of being the one who cooks is when she's like "you made this for me 😍" and I'm like "all for you babe" while stuffing myself
i honestly have no idea what dave matthews looks like and i'm too scared to find out
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i honestly have no idea what dave matthews looks like and i'm too scared to find out
*Nat King Cole leaving a negative review for a restaurant*
It’s incredible,
How something so
Inedible
Could be so
Forgettable, too
It’s incredible,
How something so
Inedible
Could be so
Forgettable, too
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
*Nat King Cole leaving a negative review for a restaurant*
It’s incredible,
How something so
Inedible
Could be so
Forgettable, too
It’s incredible,
How something so
Inedible
Could be so
Forgettable, too
The Dodgers are the Israel of baseball (same color scheme, unjustly funded and evil)
October 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Dodgers are the Israel of baseball (same color scheme, unjustly funded and evil)
writing a book called "A BIT Too Far: Knowing When the Joke Has Ended"
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
writing a book called "A BIT Too Far: Knowing When the Joke Has Ended"
Guy who puts Baywatch on at the dentist and get an uncomfortable boner during his cleaning
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Guy who puts Baywatch on at the dentist and get an uncomfortable boner during his cleaning
A dating show for geese called “Hiss or Honk”
October 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A dating show for geese called “Hiss or Honk”
*flexes right arm* FRIDGE
*flexes left arm* FREEZER
*flexes left arm* FREEZER
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
*flexes right arm* FRIDGE
*flexes left arm* FREEZER
*flexes left arm* FREEZER
Reposted by Charlie Traplin
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Casino themed baby nursery
September 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Casino themed baby nursery
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball (highlights)
September 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball (highlights)
Reposted by Charlie Traplin
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
Naming a kid “daddy” so it’s not weird when he gets older
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Naming a kid “daddy” so it’s not weird when he gets older
Thinking of a guy who keeps mixing up “archeology” and “gynecology”
August 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Thinking of a guy who keeps mixing up “archeology” and “gynecology”