Java ☕️🐾 ~!
@knot.coffee
🔞🔞🔞 NSFW 🔞🔞🔞
feral dogwife. domestic (not domesticated), coffee jolteon, θ∆, your morning brew!
feral dogwife. domestic (not domesticated), coffee jolteon, θ∆, your morning brew!
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Java ☕️🐾 ~!
@knot.coffee
· Oct 18
Howldy there, allow me to introduce myself!
I’m Java! I’m a brown canine coffeebeast, feral dogwife, domestic (not domesticated!), and trans as all-hell! If any of that catches your eye, we’ll probably get along ^^
Expect to see nsfw, coffeeposting, and dumb jokes!
See ya’ around, yea?
~ 💚☕️🤎 😘!
I’m Java! I’m a brown canine coffeebeast, feral dogwife, domestic (not domesticated!), and trans as all-hell! If any of that catches your eye, we’ll probably get along ^^
Expect to see nsfw, coffeeposting, and dumb jokes!
See ya’ around, yea?
~ 💚☕️🤎 😘!
pioneers in baseball surgery have created the Tommy Lee Johns procedure, which involves using alien technology to go back in time and stop you from pitching
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
pioneers in baseball surgery have created the Tommy Lee Johns procedure, which involves using alien technology to go back in time and stop you from pitching
Suburban Mom Initial D — you replace the Toyota and cup of water with a Jeep and a line of ducks
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Suburban Mom Initial D — you replace the Toyota and cup of water with a Jeep and a line of ducks
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feeling COYOTE about it
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
feeling COYOTE about it
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Merry Christmas, ya' filthy animals!
🎨 Catto!
🎨 Catto!
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Merry Christmas, ya' filthy animals!
🎨 Catto!
🎨 Catto!
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April 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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who's the coward at Levi's that vetoed the line "Innovation is in our genes"
😡 💢 😡
😡 💢 😡
April 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
who's the coward at Levi's that vetoed the line "Innovation is in our genes"
😡 💢 😡
😡 💢 😡
in the early 2000's, it would've been a faux pas to call it the -first- KPop Demon Hunters movie
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
in the early 2000's, it would've been a faux pas to call it the -first- KPop Demon Hunters movie
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November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
painting all of the stop signs red & green for the holidays
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
painting all of the stop signs red & green for the holidays
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A groundbreaking digital ethnography of the Otherkin community, HUMAN* BEING by
@devinproctor.bsky.social is out August 2026! Read more and pre-order your copy here: buff.ly/hvMOZgC @elonuniversity.bsky.social
@devinproctor.bsky.social is out August 2026! Read more and pre-order your copy here: buff.ly/hvMOZgC @elonuniversity.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A groundbreaking digital ethnography of the Otherkin community, HUMAN* BEING by
@devinproctor.bsky.social is out August 2026! Read more and pre-order your copy here: buff.ly/hvMOZgC @elonuniversity.bsky.social
@devinproctor.bsky.social is out August 2026! Read more and pre-order your copy here: buff.ly/hvMOZgC @elonuniversity.bsky.social
Very excited abt the Frame headset :3
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Very excited abt the Frame headset :3
guys, i think my copy of the death note is a dud
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
guys, i think my copy of the death note is a dud
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thank you so much for working on this!! i'm so ready for this fall weather 🍂☕
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
thank you so much for working on this!! i'm so ready for this fall weather 🍂☕
QUIET, IS THERE A DOCTOR IN CHAT
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
QUIET, IS THERE A DOCTOR IN CHAT
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i like the sound your heart makes when it's thumping in your chest
the rush of blood to your head n' the tingle down your arms
fur raising down your back and the tension in your tail
because you know what I can do. . .
the rush of blood to your head n' the tingle down your arms
fur raising down your back and the tension in your tail
because you know what I can do. . .
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i like the sound your heart makes when it's thumping in your chest
the rush of blood to your head n' the tingle down your arms
fur raising down your back and the tension in your tail
because you know what I can do. . .
the rush of blood to your head n' the tingle down your arms
fur raising down your back and the tension in your tail
because you know what I can do. . .
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Rocky's Roastery.
When your beans are furry, acidic, and sweet: are you a candy xenomorph, or a pleasant coffee?
Happy weekend, everyone.
When your beans are furry, acidic, and sweet: are you a candy xenomorph, or a pleasant coffee?
Happy weekend, everyone.
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Rocky's Roastery.
When your beans are furry, acidic, and sweet: are you a candy xenomorph, or a pleasant coffee?
Happy weekend, everyone.
When your beans are furry, acidic, and sweet: are you a candy xenomorph, or a pleasant coffee?
Happy weekend, everyone.
Alexa, how to remove razors from a beyblade
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Alexa, how to remove razors from a beyblade
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The nerves and the spirit know what the correct shape is, even if the body can't get there. But @pessimist.bsky.social knows that it's real, too. Thank you for capturing what should be there, friend.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The nerves and the spirit know what the correct shape is, even if the body can't get there. But @pessimist.bsky.social knows that it's real, too. Thank you for capturing what should be there, friend.
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Apparently it's like, therian day or something? I think I'm one of those??
Anyway look at this art from @flutterpuppy.bsky.social
Anyway look at this art from @flutterpuppy.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Apparently it's like, therian day or something? I think I'm one of those??
Anyway look at this art from @flutterpuppy.bsky.social
Anyway look at this art from @flutterpuppy.bsky.social