Elyse Dangerous
@elysedangerous.bsky.social
Hi
I'm a dog ΘΔ / ☉∇
She/Her
I'm a dog ΘΔ / ☉∇
She/Her
Replaying New Vegas, and holy shit, veronicas story line is fucking tragic the whole way through
January 20, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Replaying New Vegas, and holy shit, veronicas story line is fucking tragic the whole way through
"If you need some extra speed on the streets, try pumping some trannies"
What did Danny Way mean by this?
What did Danny Way mean by this?
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
"If you need some extra speed on the streets, try pumping some trannies"
What did Danny Way mean by this?
What did Danny Way mean by this?
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January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Made one joke to myself about a hypothetical skunk character and my phantom tail ballooned in size
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Made one joke to myself about a hypothetical skunk character and my phantom tail ballooned in size
Someone hit me with an American flag one. I was seeing stars!
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Someone hit me with an American flag one. I was seeing stars!
I want to change
I want to walk back to everyone after I change and show them how happy I am. That I'll be okay
I want to walk back to everyone after I change and show them how happy I am. That I'll be okay
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I want to change
I want to walk back to everyone after I change and show them how happy I am. That I'll be okay
I want to walk back to everyone after I change and show them how happy I am. That I'll be okay
I think it's really cute when dog noses are pink like why did it do that
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I think it's really cute when dog noses are pink like why did it do that
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It's really fucked up to shame someone for putting tits on a dog when half my friends are taking pills to try and do that themselves
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
It's really fucked up to shame someone for putting tits on a dog when half my friends are taking pills to try and do that themselves
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"My wrist hurts" -> this is because i drew too much and my carpal tunnel is screaming for help -> boring, uninspired
"My wrist hurts" -> im practicing Sword Logic and amplifying my art powers through a ritual of pain -> inspiring, motivating, im going to build a throne world
"My wrist hurts" -> im practicing Sword Logic and amplifying my art powers through a ritual of pain -> inspiring, motivating, im going to build a throne world
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"My wrist hurts" -> this is because i drew too much and my carpal tunnel is screaming for help -> boring, uninspired
"My wrist hurts" -> im practicing Sword Logic and amplifying my art powers through a ritual of pain -> inspiring, motivating, im going to build a throne world
"My wrist hurts" -> im practicing Sword Logic and amplifying my art powers through a ritual of pain -> inspiring, motivating, im going to build a throne world
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January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Breaking the news to my puppies that I do not know how to herd sheep and cannot teach them
Frauder collie
Frauder collie
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Breaking the news to my puppies that I do not know how to herd sheep and cannot teach them
Frauder collie
Frauder collie
They named him Blow Job Blazkowitz and then made him straight, Wolfenstein isn't real dude 😭
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
They named him Blow Job Blazkowitz and then made him straight, Wolfenstein isn't real dude 😭
Elyse is making cookies!
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Elyse is making cookies!
On the prowl for the one other dog therian that doesn't want to be a pet
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
On the prowl for the one other dog therian that doesn't want to be a pet
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I'm still trying to understand therianthropy
I am one, Ive known for a year now
But I can't wrangle with it, it might as well just be a source of pain with no relief for me, it should be impossible
I am one, Ive known for a year now
But I can't wrangle with it, it might as well just be a source of pain with no relief for me, it should be impossible
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm still trying to understand therianthropy
I am one, Ive known for a year now
But I can't wrangle with it, it might as well just be a source of pain with no relief for me, it should be impossible
I am one, Ive known for a year now
But I can't wrangle with it, it might as well just be a source of pain with no relief for me, it should be impossible
Don't like the feeling of heels on the floor
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don't like the feeling of heels on the floor
Balance my anger at the assholes with my love of queer people
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Balance my anger at the assholes with my love of queer people
So now that we all hate AI were going to stop doing AI colorization of historical photos right???
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So now that we all hate AI were going to stop doing AI colorization of historical photos right???
Collieish wolfdog
Wonder if that fits
Wonder if that fits
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Collieish wolfdog
Wonder if that fits
Wonder if that fits
Sniffing your puppies: the high that drugs CANT reproduce
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sniffing your puppies: the high that drugs CANT reproduce