Mister Joke
@knocknockjoke.bsky.social
Born 1800. Exorcist 1820-1820. Suspected Vampire 1820-Present (We Just Don't Know Yet). Purple Heart for damage taken while hot-air balloon scouting (for the good guys). CFO @quibi 2020-2020.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
They’re trying to make me the new LSU coach. And they won’t take no for an answer!
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
They’re trying to make me the new LSU coach. And they won’t take no for an answer!
That's ok. More for me! #yum
boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
That's ok. More for me! #yum
Even if I worked for the pinker tons in the early 1900s you're not allowed to get mad at me for it, ok?
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Even if I worked for the pinker tons in the early 1900s you're not allowed to get mad at me for it, ok?
Pleased to announce my engagement to the Delta Air Lines chatbot!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pleased to announce my engagement to the Delta Air Lines chatbot!
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all