Knerd
@knerdian.bsky.social
Students with Disabilities Teacher. Reader of Women's Lit. Tired Knitter.
If any more of my coworkers ask me if we're "doing anything" with our students for Thanksgiving, I'm going to blow up.
I don't know, man, did YOU plan anything? Did YOU buy ingredients to cook or crafts to make? Did YOU get admin approval?
Decision fatigue is real and I'm opting out.
I don't know, man, did YOU plan anything? Did YOU buy ingredients to cook or crafts to make? Did YOU get admin approval?
Decision fatigue is real and I'm opting out.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
If any more of my coworkers ask me if we're "doing anything" with our students for Thanksgiving, I'm going to blow up.
I don't know, man, did YOU plan anything? Did YOU buy ingredients to cook or crafts to make? Did YOU get admin approval?
Decision fatigue is real and I'm opting out.
I don't know, man, did YOU plan anything? Did YOU buy ingredients to cook or crafts to make? Did YOU get admin approval?
Decision fatigue is real and I'm opting out.
#WIPWednesday
I couldn't find a knit pattern for a hood/balaclava that 1. worked with my materials and 2. I was happy with, so I'm using the measurements of Paton's Haute Hood to cobble something together.
Should be fun 🧶
I couldn't find a knit pattern for a hood/balaclava that 1. worked with my materials and 2. I was happy with, so I'm using the measurements of Paton's Haute Hood to cobble something together.
Should be fun 🧶
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
#WIPWednesday
I couldn't find a knit pattern for a hood/balaclava that 1. worked with my materials and 2. I was happy with, so I'm using the measurements of Paton's Haute Hood to cobble something together.
Should be fun 🧶
I couldn't find a knit pattern for a hood/balaclava that 1. worked with my materials and 2. I was happy with, so I'm using the measurements of Paton's Haute Hood to cobble something together.
Should be fun 🧶
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The Epstein Files Transparency Act passed the United States House of Representatives by 427-1! 👏
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Epstein Files Transparency Act passed the United States House of Representatives by 427-1! 👏
Doing a project with my classes that includes digital photography, so we're using these nifty cameras that don't have a display.
You'd think I handed them a stone tablet on which to carve the image
You'd think I handed them a stone tablet on which to carve the image
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Doing a project with my classes that includes digital photography, so we're using these nifty cameras that don't have a display.
You'd think I handed them a stone tablet on which to carve the image
You'd think I handed them a stone tablet on which to carve the image
"A witty modern folktale that touches on themes of capitalism, environmentalism, labor rights, and being a nice person"
When the library comes through, boy does it really come through! 💙📚
When the library comes through, boy does it really come through! 💙📚
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"A witty modern folktale that touches on themes of capitalism, environmentalism, labor rights, and being a nice person"
When the library comes through, boy does it really come through! 💙📚
When the library comes through, boy does it really come through! 💙📚
Gotta say, this was delightful from start to finish.
I went in without a big desire for gossip about specific girls, and Im glad she didnt focus on that, but I'm so happy to actually have an explanation for who stole Bre's granola bars! Most unexpected anecdote in here #antm
I went in without a big desire for gossip about specific girls, and Im glad she didnt focus on that, but I'm so happy to actually have an explanation for who stole Bre's granola bars! Most unexpected anecdote in here #antm
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gotta say, this was delightful from start to finish.
I went in without a big desire for gossip about specific girls, and Im glad she didnt focus on that, but I'm so happy to actually have an explanation for who stole Bre's granola bars! Most unexpected anecdote in here #antm
I went in without a big desire for gossip about specific girls, and Im glad she didnt focus on that, but I'm so happy to actually have an explanation for who stole Bre's granola bars! Most unexpected anecdote in here #antm
About once a month, I screenshot this same yarn with the thought "I'll buy this to knit a sweater soon, I'm almost ready."
According to my camera roll, I have not been ready in over a year 🧶
According to my camera roll, I have not been ready in over a year 🧶
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
About once a month, I screenshot this same yarn with the thought "I'll buy this to knit a sweater soon, I'm almost ready."
According to my camera roll, I have not been ready in over a year 🧶
According to my camera roll, I have not been ready in over a year 🧶
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Also excited for the billionaire + Cuomo exodus tomorrow. Will keep an eye out cuz we are in NY right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Also excited for the billionaire + Cuomo exodus tomorrow. Will keep an eye out cuz we are in NY right now.
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And thus it has begun…
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
And thus it has begun…
NO ONE KNEW WHO I WAS DRESSED AS
WE ARE FAILING TO PROPERLY EDUCATE THE YOUTH
WE ARE FAILING TO PROPERLY EDUCATE THE YOUTH
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
NO ONE KNEW WHO I WAS DRESSED AS
WE ARE FAILING TO PROPERLY EDUCATE THE YOUTH
WE ARE FAILING TO PROPERLY EDUCATE THE YOUTH
I'm working on a PBL unit to give to students soon, so I'm going to float a question:
How did your expectations of adulthood differ from the reality?
Job, family, lifestyle - Lots of things are unpredictable, how did your life go off 13 year old you's planned track?
#EduSky #PBL
How did your expectations of adulthood differ from the reality?
Job, family, lifestyle - Lots of things are unpredictable, how did your life go off 13 year old you's planned track?
#EduSky #PBL
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My #ShowMeYourKnits horror story is this yellow hat that was originally for my daughter. One accidental wash cycle later, and it has become a toy for Mr Bear here. 🧶
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My #ShowMeYourKnits horror story is this yellow hat that was originally for my daughter. One accidental wash cycle later, and it has become a toy for Mr Bear here. 🧶
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Stop saying “renovation.”
Better words:
Desecration
Violation
Demolition
Destruction
Retribution
Vanity-wrecking-ball
Better words:
Desecration
Violation
Demolition
Destruction
Retribution
Vanity-wrecking-ball
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Stop saying “renovation.”
Better words:
Desecration
Violation
Demolition
Destruction
Retribution
Vanity-wrecking-ball
Better words:
Desecration
Violation
Demolition
Destruction
Retribution
Vanity-wrecking-ball
It is still bizarre to see #knitting accounts online talking about Rhinebeck and painting it as a big, significant festival that they all travel for.
Like, there was a local Pickle Fest the same day! Priorities, people. 🧶
Like, there was a local Pickle Fest the same day! Priorities, people. 🧶
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It is still bizarre to see #knitting accounts online talking about Rhinebeck and painting it as a big, significant festival that they all travel for.
Like, there was a local Pickle Fest the same day! Priorities, people. 🧶
Like, there was a local Pickle Fest the same day! Priorities, people. 🧶
It's been a hot minute - really feeling like I should pick up my Eat the Rich knitting again. 🧶
October 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's been a hot minute - really feeling like I should pick up my Eat the Rich knitting again. 🧶
Today I asked a student which continents traded as part of the Indian Ocean Complex.
She said "Florida"
She said "Florida"
October 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today I asked a student which continents traded as part of the Indian Ocean Complex.
She said "Florida"
She said "Florida"
Admin really thought they were doing us a favor by handing these out for classroom use.
September 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Admin really thought they were doing us a favor by handing these out for classroom use.
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"[H]ateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions. And I think that is the environment we are in.
"You can’t stop with these sort of awful thoughts you have and then saying these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place."
"You can’t stop with these sort of awful thoughts you have and then saying these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place."
September 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"[H]ateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions. And I think that is the environment we are in.
"You can’t stop with these sort of awful thoughts you have and then saying these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place."
"You can’t stop with these sort of awful thoughts you have and then saying these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place."
Hefty, I'm BEGGING you, bring back these limited edition Halloween costumes! My toddler wants to be a garbage collector for Halloween and I want to dress them in more than just a reflective vest.
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Hefty, I'm BEGGING you, bring back these limited edition Halloween costumes! My toddler wants to be a garbage collector for Halloween and I want to dress them in more than just a reflective vest.
