went to a pumpkin patch with friends and I guess because we were the only three childless adults in the pumpkin patch, security followed us into the haunted house

in ur head rent free. in ur head owning outright. in ur head committing property tax evasion

Let these guys make a Star War

society has gone from one actor to a different actor

it's so stupid to be shown AI chum articles all over the internet now but it's also kind of funny to be trying to read about sobering world events and u get an eyeball full of hyper real Johnny Bravo

If Daft Punk can wear a mask for 28 years surely you can wear one to buy tomatoes

love to check this app every so often like yo is it good yet

Employers spent the last twenty years making offices hellishly distracting and uncomfortable and then are acting surprised when people refuse to go back

I guess retreats are summer camp for adults

idk much about Transformers I just know that Soundwave makes me laugh every time he talks because he sounds like he's in a new wave band

the way ppl talk about chatgpt is so dorky. like yeah dude I remember SmarterChild

did they ever collab

price ur work however u want but you should never accept less than what Miss Cleo used to charge for psychic advice

been watching x-files for the first time and it's really great, every time u think mulder and scully might flirt for more than one line of dialogue mulder disappears to go meet up with a mysterious old man who is clearly trying to fuck him