Kevin
@kmoon503.bsky.social
I don’t talk much. When I do it’s usually Arsenal or Portland.
I’ve had weird jobs. Go Blue 〽️
I’ve had weird jobs. Go Blue 〽️
They are just trying to lull us into a false sense of security so they can murder us in our sleep.
A new study suggests raccoons are slowly becoming domesticated.
Human trash drives evolutionary changes in urban raccoons
A new study suggests raccoons are slowly becoming domesticated.
www.oregonlive.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They are just trying to lull us into a false sense of security so they can murder us in our sleep.
So… Orange Dickhead Stadium then?
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So… Orange Dickhead Stadium then?
Throw in a build-up of orange cake makeup in the eyes and a narcissistic denial of needing glasses, and sure. I suppose that could look like fire.
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Throw in a build-up of orange cake makeup in the eyes and a narcissistic denial of needing glasses, and sure. I suppose that could look like fire.
Goddammit. I’m going to be thinking about this way too much for then next few days.
Initial thought: English muffin really is a perfect mediocre, but how can it rank higher than a crepe or tortilla? I have issues.
Initial thought: English muffin really is a perfect mediocre, but how can it rank higher than a crepe or tortilla? I have issues.
here is my first rendering of the bread scale of triviality (any suggestions welcome; I love thinking about bread)
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Goddammit. I’m going to be thinking about this way too much for then next few days.
Initial thought: English muffin really is a perfect mediocre, but how can it rank higher than a crepe or tortilla? I have issues.
Initial thought: English muffin really is a perfect mediocre, but how can it rank higher than a crepe or tortilla? I have issues.
This is my favorite thing today. And almost certainly tomorrow. Probably the next day, too.
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is my favorite thing today. And almost certainly tomorrow. Probably the next day, too.
When was the last time the fat, orange one set foot in a museum?
August 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When was the last time the fat, orange one set foot in a museum?
Every 10-year-old kid who likes to ride the bus (or heaven forbid - the subway 😱) is tougher than Chuckles.
Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Every 10-year-old kid who likes to ride the bus (or heaven forbid - the subway 😱) is tougher than Chuckles.
Chuck Mangione… soundtrack to the 1980 Winter Olympics and early family road trips.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OK...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OK...
Give It All You Got
YouTube video by Chuck Mangione - Topic
m.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Chuck Mangione… soundtrack to the 1980 Winter Olympics and early family road trips.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OK...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OK...
Spursy
USMNT trailing Switzerland 4-0, on their way to their fourth straight loss.
Absolutely shocking first 37 minutes. Vibes continue to get lower and lower.
USMNT already on first three-match losing streak since 2015. When was the last time the USMNT lost four matches in a row?
Absolutely shocking first 37 minutes. Vibes continue to get lower and lower.
USMNT already on first three-match losing streak since 2015. When was the last time the USMNT lost four matches in a row?
June 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Spursy
Asparagus pee smell still surprises every time.This is one of at least several reasons that I know I was never destined for greatness.
May 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Asparagus pee smell still surprises every time.This is one of at least several reasons that I know I was never destined for greatness.
Spurs are so terrible that if they could very likely finish the season behind the terrible team they just barely beat.
May 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spurs are so terrible that if they could very likely finish the season behind the terrible team they just barely beat.
They should totally have the new pope come out on the balcony while speakers blare “She Sells Sanctuary” by the Cult
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They should totally have the new pope come out on the balcony while speakers blare “She Sells Sanctuary” by the Cult
If we used the metric system, it would be way easier to figure out how many scaramuccis are in a hegseth.
April 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If we used the metric system, it would be way easier to figure out how many scaramuccis are in a hegseth.
Jalen wins the Super Bowl. (The real Jalen) 〽️
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Jalen wins the Super Bowl. (The real Jalen) 〽️
I am a very humble supporter of Ar5ena1.
February 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am a very humble supporter of Ar5ena1.
Reposted by Kevin
Every Chud: "PORTLAND IS A WAR ZONE!! THE MAX IS CHAOS‽"
Portland:
Portland:
December 7, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Every Chud: "PORTLAND IS A WAR ZONE!! THE MAX IS CHAOS‽"
Portland:
Portland:
Good sports day?
Good sports day.
Good sports day.
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Good sports day?
Good sports day.
Good sports day.
Not sure about this as a business model. I mean, if it was 9 volts for my smoke detectors I’d be all in, but I think I can handle AAAs myself.
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Not sure about this as a business model. I mean, if it was 9 volts for my smoke detectors I’d be all in, but I think I can handle AAAs myself.
This game is bringing back disturbing Alcoa Fantastic Finishy feelings.
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
This game is bringing back disturbing Alcoa Fantastic Finishy feelings.
Sorry I’m late. It’s nice to be here.
November 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Sorry I’m late. It’s nice to be here.