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Kevin
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I don’t talk much. When I do it’s usually Arsenal or Portland.

I’ve had weird jobs. Go Blue 〽️
They are just trying to lull us into a false sense of security so they can murder us in our sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So… Orange Dickhead Stadium then?
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Throw in a build-up of orange cake makeup in the eyes and a narcissistic denial of needing glasses, and sure. I suppose that could look like fire.
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Goddammit. I’m going to be thinking about this way too much for then next few days.

Initial thought: English muffin really is a perfect mediocre, but how can it rank higher than a crepe or tortilla? I have issues.
here is my first rendering of the bread scale of triviality (any suggestions welcome; I love thinking about bread)
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is my favorite thing today. And almost certainly tomorrow. Probably the next day, too.
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️

"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Our scene begins…
September 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
When was the last time the fat, orange one set foot in a museum?
August 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Every 10-year-old kid who likes to ride the bus (or heaven forbid - the subway 😱) is tougher than Chuckles.
Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Chuck Mangione… soundtrack to the 1980 Winter Olympics and early family road trips.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OK...
Give It All You Got
YouTube video by Chuck Mangione - Topic
m.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Spursy
USMNT trailing Switzerland 4-0, on their way to their fourth straight loss.

Absolutely shocking first 37 minutes. Vibes continue to get lower and lower.

USMNT already on first three-match losing streak since 2015. When was the last time the USMNT lost four matches in a row?
June 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Asparagus pee smell still surprises every time.This is one of at least several reasons that I know I was never destined for greatness.
May 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Spurs are so terrible that if they could very likely finish the season behind the terrible team they just barely beat.
May 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
They should totally have the new pope come out on the balcony while speakers blare “She Sells Sanctuary” by the Cult
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If we used the metric system, it would be way easier to figure out how many scaramuccis are in a hegseth.
April 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh, Vinai…
April 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Jalen wins the Super Bowl. (The real Jalen) 〽️
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I am a very humble supporter of Ar5ena1.
February 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Reposted by Kevin
Every Chud: "PORTLAND IS A WAR ZONE!! THE MAX IS CHAOS‽"
Portland:
December 7, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Good sports day?

Good sports day.
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Not sure about this as a business model. I mean, if it was 9 volts for my smoke detectors I’d be all in, but I think I can handle AAAs myself.
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
This game is bringing back disturbing Alcoa Fantastic Finishy feelings.
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Sorry I’m late. It’s nice to be here.
November 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM