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Kevin
@kmoon503.bsky.social
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I don’t talk much. When I do it’s usually Arsenal or Portland.

I’ve had weird jobs. Go Blue 〽️
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kmoon503.bsky.social
Another example of when it’s just best to spring for two signs…
Sign that says “Now open waxing salon” on top half and “New specialty pizzas” on the bottom
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
kmoon503.bsky.social
Throw in a build-up of orange cake makeup in the eyes and a narcissistic denial of needing glasses, and sure. I suppose that could look like fire.
A maple tree with bright, red leaves stands in the middle of a paved area in Portland. The tree (as well as the surrounding areas) is very much not on fire.
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
kmoon503.bsky.social
Our scene begins…
Prompt to chatgpt: write a paragraph about an old man who may or may not have been drinking that makes up a heroic story that probably didn’t happen before an overly sanitized story about the car crash he was involved in. Response from chatGPT: ChatGPT said: The old man leaned against the hood of his dented sedan, weaving slightly as he spun a tale no one fully believed. He claimed he had swerved not because he’d been careless—or had a few too many—but because he’d spotted a school bus teetering on the edge of the bridge, and, in a flash of bravery, he steered into danger to save a dozen children from certain doom. His voice carried the conviction of a war hero, but the details shifted each time he told it: sometimes it was a bus, other times a runaway dog, or even a woman in distress. By the time the official report was filed, however, the story had been stripped clean. No mention of buses or rescues—just a “single-vehicle accident,” attributed to fatigue and slick pavement, carefully worded to remove all trace of alcohol, heroism, or anything resembling a legend
September 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
kmoon503.bsky.social
Not sure about this as a business model. I mean, if it was 9 volts for my smoke detectors I’d be all in, but I think I can handle AAAs myself.
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM