Best feeling is when you meow at a random cat and they meow back and walk over to get pets

Whenever I feel bad about being into dork shit I try to remember what I feel when some guy is driving in a classic car and looking at everybody like “pretty cool eh? This is pretty neat isn’t it?” All hobbies are dork shit that’s just what hobbies are.

It’s a far far nobler thing to hopelessly bend dozens of ordinary spoons than to ever buy an ice cream scoop

The spoons that make it through have earned the right to be your “spoons of honor”

Oh those fatcats in Washington hate it, can’t “line their pockets”

We all suffer the cruel slings and arrows of a society that tries to tell us that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are no longer delicious as adults

That ad block company on YouTube trying to annoy me into downloading their ad block so I don't see their ads isn't going to work because I'd rather watch their ads than give them a single download.

Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink”

first of all fuck you I want time for lunch

How can I get a slopfeed anime/furry twinks and hunks on this website? This is important for my interest in the platform.

Just got done smoking crack and punching a child in the face as hard as I could

Can’t do that on Twitter, love it here