Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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🕷 MVRP.
🕷 Dark themes.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' '
🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy.
🕷 Mun is 33.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Avenger!
Pinned
'We...Are...The Lethal Protector!'
"What do you want me to do?"
'Feed me, you dick!'
a drawing of a man with venom on his head and the words i 'm hungry eddie on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.

Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.

Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
'A symbiote has to eat.'
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November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
'Eddie! Another us!'
"I hope this one is quieter and more well-behaved. That might give me hope for you."
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@aperfectorganism.sunder.my
'Eddie! It's a bug!'
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
'Can we eat his brain?'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
Yabo drops his voice to a whisper.

"I don't know if he's listening, but I might need your help depending on how my match goes. I've got a wrestling match with this BIG ass man, and he might destroy me. If things get out of hand, I need you to come in. I'll get you free tickets too."
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
"Great!"

Yabo looks around and motions for them to come closer.
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"We both are."
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Yeah."
"Do you feel pain when Venom gets hurt?"
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"He's a symbiotic organism."
"...I have many questions."
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
'Venom!'
"Eddie Brock."
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
'He is very charismatic!'
"I fucking love that song."
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
"WAVE YOUR HANDS FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND SAAAAY!"
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
//Finally made a necessary adjustment to my handle! Bothered me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
'Responsibility. It's for the mediocre.'
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The symbiote is face down in chocolate.
Eddie is just watching.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
'We've cleaned up San Francisco. Now let's work on New York.'
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
'That's how he looks every day.'
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October 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"Don't look at me, dude. I'm just a reporter."
'Hmm. Oh! I am Venom! This is Eddie Brock!'
" the demon realm ! it an realm connected to ours all the human thing like big foots and witch exist there "
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
'The what?'
" ohh.... oki sound complicated, i cant judge i went to the demon realm so it whole thing aswell "
'We are Venom! The Lethal Protector!'
"He's an alien symbiote that lives in me. It's a whole thing."
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Venom laughs.
'Ticklish!'
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‎⠀〝 Yeah .ᐣ In that case ٫ I am honored to have been chosen . 〞 She chirped ٫ before her manicured hand proceeded to clutch one of the various dark tendrils .
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'We make exceptions for certain individuals.'
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM