Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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🕷 MVRP.
🕷 Dark themes.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' '
🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy.
🕷 Mun is 33.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Avenger!
🕷 Dark themes.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' '
🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy.
🕷 Mun is 33.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Avenger!
Pinned
'We...Are...The Lethal Protector!'
'Can we eat his brain?'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
Yabo drops his voice to a whisper.
"I don't know if he's listening, but I might need your help depending on how my match goes. I've got a wrestling match with this BIG ass man, and he might destroy me. If things get out of hand, I need you to come in. I'll get you free tickets too."
"I don't know if he's listening, but I might need your help depending on how my match goes. I've got a wrestling match with this BIG ass man, and he might destroy me. If things get out of hand, I need you to come in. I'll get you free tickets too."
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
'Can we eat his brain?'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
"Great!"
Yabo looks around and motions for them to come closer.
Yabo looks around and motions for them to come closer.
"We both are."
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
"We both are."
"Damn. Is it just Venom who's a wrestling fan?"
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"We both are."
"Yeah."
"Do you feel pain when Venom gets hurt?"
"He's a symbiotic organism."
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Yeah."
"He's a symbiotic organism."
"...I have many questions."
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"He's a symbiotic organism."
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
"You got two names?"
'Venom!'
"Eddie Brock."
"Eddie Brock."
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'Venom!'
"Eddie Brock."
"Eddie Brock."
"Very. What's your name, big man?"
'He is very charismatic!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
'Venom!'
"Eddie Brock."
"Eddie Brock."
'He is very charismatic!'
"I fucking love that song."
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
'He is very charismatic!'
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
"WAVE YOUR HANDS FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND SAAAAY!"
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
//Finally made a necessary adjustment to my handle! Bothered me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
//Finally made a necessary adjustment to my handle! Bothered me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.
'Responsibility. It's for the mediocre.'
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
'Responsibility. It's for the mediocre.'
//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.
Venom is sleeping in.
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November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Venom is sleeping in.
The symbiote is face down in chocolate.
Eddie is just watching.
Eddie is just watching.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The symbiote is face down in chocolate.
Eddie is just watching.
Eddie is just watching.
'We've cleaned up San Francisco. Now let's work on New York.'
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
'We've cleaned up San Francisco. Now let's work on New York.'
'That's how he looks every day.'
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October 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
'That's how he looks every day.'
"Don't look at me, dude. I'm just a reporter."
'Hmm. Oh! I am Venom! This is Eddie Brock!'
'Hmm. Oh! I am Venom! This is Eddie Brock!'
" the demon realm ! it an realm connected to ours all the human thing like big foots and witch exist there "
'The what?'
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Don't look at me, dude. I'm just a reporter."
'Hmm. Oh! I am Venom! This is Eddie Brock!'
'Hmm. Oh! I am Venom! This is Eddie Brock!'
'The what?'
" ohh.... oki sound complicated, i cant judge i went to the demon realm so it whole thing aswell "
'We are Venom! The Lethal Protector!'
"He's an alien symbiote that lives in me. It's a whole thing."
"He's an alien symbiote that lives in me. It's a whole thing."
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
'The what?'
Venom laughs.
'Ticklish!'
'Ticklish!'
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⠀〝 Yeah .ᐣ In that case ٫ I am honored to have been chosen . 〞 She chirped ٫ before her manicured hand proceeded to clutch one of the various dark tendrils .
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⠀〝 Yeah .ᐣ In that case ٫ I am honored to have been chosen . 〞 She chirped ٫ before her manicured hand proceeded to clutch one of the various dark tendrils .
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'We make exceptions for certain individuals.'
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Venom laughs.
'Ticklish!'
'Ticklish!'
'We make exceptions for certain individuals.'
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⠀〝 You .. did not strike me as a hugger .. 〞 Alba commented ٫ her own arms attempting to embrace the symbiote . For a human ٫ she .. does not mind being hoisted in the arms of Venom .
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⠀〝 You .. did not strike me as a hugger .. 〞 Alba commented ٫ her own arms attempting to embrace the symbiote . For a human ٫ she .. does not mind being hoisted in the arms of Venom .
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Slimy symbiote hug.
October 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
'We make exceptions for certain individuals.'
'Really...'
"Whiskey, bourbon, beer those sort of things. Mostly whiskey taste is really good"
'I wonder what Vi drinks.'
"I'm more than a little scared to find out."
"I'm more than a little scared to find out."
October 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
'Really...'
'I wonder what Vi drinks.'
"I'm more than a little scared to find out."
"I'm more than a little scared to find out."
October 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
'I wonder what Vi drinks.'
"I'm more than a little scared to find out."
"I'm more than a little scared to find out."
'If I had to be bound to anyone on this miserable ball of rock, I'd want it to be you, Eddie. You're the one for me.'
"Vee..."
"Vee..."
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
'If I had to be bound to anyone on this miserable ball of rock, I'd want it to be you, Eddie. You're the one for me.'
"Vee..."
"Vee..."
'Oh, yeah. We look so much cooler!'
October 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
'Oh, yeah. We look so much cooler!'