Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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🕷 MVRP.
🕷 Dark themes.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' '
🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy.
🕷 Mun is 33.
🕷 Written by #Trashmouth.
🕷 Avenger!
🕷 Dark themes.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' '
🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy.
🕷 Mun is 33.
🕷 Written by #Trashmouth.
🕷 Avenger!
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'We...Are...The Lethal Protector!'
'Anything we can help with?"
"good, me and... Well just me got worried, migi is just being migi."
'We are just doing our thing.'
February 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
'Anything we can help with?"
'We are just doing our thing.'
"Ven! Eds! What's up? It's been long time."
'We're the Lethal Protectors!'
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
'We are just doing our thing.'
'We're the Lethal Protectors!'
Udas mouth gets big again
'at least I'm not... Whatever you are! Me and uda are the badassist!'
"Uhhh we really aren't...."
'at least I'm not... Whatever you are! Me and uda are the badassist!'
"Uhhh we really aren't...."
'Look who's talking!'
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
'We're the Lethal Protectors!'
'Look who's talking!'
'you look weird!'
Joe says as an eye appears on udas neck
Joe says as an eye appears on udas neck
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
'Look who's talking!'
"Nope."
"so you don't have any friends that are like you?"
"Oh, I'm aware."
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
"Nope."
"Oh, I'm aware."
Aw, that's kinda sad
"He is a one of a kind."
'Also, Eddie doesn't have many friends.'
'Also, Eddie doesn't have many friends.'
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
"Oh, I'm aware."
"He is a one of a kind."
'Also, Eddie doesn't have many friends.'
'Also, Eddie doesn't have many friends.'
Wait, do you have any friends that are just like venom, eds?
'We're glad!'
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"He is a one of a kind."
'Also, Eddie doesn't have many friends.'
'Also, Eddie doesn't have many friends.'
'We're glad!'
Uda is like my bestest friend ever!!!
'Oh, what is our life?'
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
'We're glad!'
'Oh, what is our life?'
Ven, eds, meet uda! And joe! Or jaw.
'Are we gonna puke?'
"I really, really don't want to."
"I really, really don't want to."
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
'Oh, what is our life?'
'Are we gonna puke?'
"I really, really don't want to."
"I really, really don't want to."
Uda closes his mouth
"Sorry! Joe can get excited meeting new people! Your... Nothing like what we have-"
Udas mouth gets big again
'WE HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE YOU BEFORE!'
"Sorry! Joe can get excited meeting new people! Your... Nothing like what we have-"
Udas mouth gets big again
'WE HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE YOU BEFORE!'
'Come the fuck on!'
January 31, 2026 at 5:09 PM
'Are we gonna puke?'
"I really, really don't want to."
"I really, really don't want to."
'Come the fuck on!'
"uhhhhh is he talking about-"
Udas jaw gets comical big
'ABOUT US?'
Udas jaw gets comical big
'ABOUT US?'
"Hoo, boy."
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 PM
'Come the fuck on!'
"Hoo, boy."
I get it... Also I have someone that I want you to meet! He's just like me.
"I got some bad stuff involving my parents that I don't want to go into."
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"Hoo, boy."
"I got some bad stuff involving my parents that I don't want to go into."
Nah it's ok, migi is just being migi...
"Starting to think we got our shit together, pal. If it helps, we can move on from this topic."
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"I got some bad stuff involving my parents that I don't want to go into."
"Starting to think we got our shit together, pal. If it helps, we can move on from this topic."
You really should not downplay shinichi like that. His mother has been killed by my kind and took her head and when the parasite that's in his mother body came back, it stabbed him in the heart, but I saved him.
'I take back everything negative I said about you. To myself and Eddie. In private.'
"He's joking. Mostly."
"He's joking. Mostly."
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
"Starting to think we got our shit together, pal. If it helps, we can move on from this topic."
'I take back everything negative I said about you. To myself and Eddie. In private.'
"He's joking. Mostly."
"He's joking. Mostly."
This is me killing one, I basically deal with them on the daily.
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
'I take back everything negative I said about you. To myself and Eddie. In private.'
"He's joking. Mostly."
"He's joking. Mostly."
'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!'
"Oh, there ain't nothing holy about that."
"Oh, there ain't nothing holy about that."
Not you ven! This!
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!'
"Oh, there ain't nothing holy about that."
"Oh, there ain't nothing holy about that."
'Did he-'
"Drop. It."
"Drop. It."
Can't catch a break after I killed all those parasites lol.
"Agreed."
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
'Did he-'
"Drop. It."
"Drop. It."
'Eat us!'
"Vee, think about that for a bit."
"Vee, think about that for a bit."
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
'Eat us!'
"Vee, think about that for a bit."
"Vee, think about that for a bit."
"Agreed."
Honestly I don't know what's up with them. Let's just hope they don't come back.
"It's just weird. I mean, Venom just said he liked s'mores!"
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"Agreed."
"It's just weird. I mean, Venom just said he liked s'mores!"
We only talked to gappy for a little, we have no idea who that blue haired guy is.
"Appreciate it, man. I gotta know, though. Why did you and your pals just show up and start on Venom and I? Like, why us? Why now?"
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"It's just weird. I mean, Venom just said he liked s'mores!"
"Appreciate it, man. I gotta know, though. Why did you and your pals just show up and start on Venom and I? Like, why us? Why now?"
Oh, btw I brought some chocolate for venom. And I got you something to, but I don't know what you really like so here.
*Gives Eddie a bag of chocolate bars and some chips*
*Gives Eddie a bag of chocolate bars and some chips*
"Weird. But as long as they can put it behind them, I don't care."
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"Appreciate it, man. I gotta know, though. Why did you and your pals just show up and start on Venom and I? Like, why us? Why now?"
"Weird. But as long as they can put it behind them, I don't care."
Hey Eddie, how was the talk with migi and venom?
'Interesting.'
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM
"Weird. But as long as they can put it behind them, I don't care."
'Interesting.'
My species doesn't have a hive mind, more like an organization for them.
'Yes! The Klyntar have a hive mind.'
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
'Interesting.'
'Yes! The Klyntar have a hive mind.'
Hmmm... Interesting, is venoms species anything like mine? Is he intelligent?
"It's chocolate or he eats my organs and I die."
'It's just how my species is."
'It's just how my species is."
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
'Yes! The Klyntar have a hive mind.'
"It's chocolate or he eats my organs and I die."
'It's just how my species is."
'It's just how my species is."
Chickens? Why do you even eat? Why can't you just get nutrients from your host like I do.
'Protecting others lethally. Or chickens.'
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"It's chocolate or he eats my organs and I die."
'It's just how my species is."
'It's just how my species is."