Chris Klemmensen
klemmensen.bsky.social
Chris Klemmensen
@klemmensen.bsky.social
Baseball. Baseball cards. Tunes.
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Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
RIP, King.
We are heartbroken to learn of the passing of Hall of Famer Dave Parker.

A legendary Pirate, Parker spent 11 years in a Pirates uniform, winning 2 batting titles, an MVP award and a World Series Championship in 1979.
June 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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May 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We made it!
Congrats, gang!
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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same brain
February 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Shit is pretty weird again. If you happen to have a Hulu subscription you can pull up “The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross” and watch it until your body & mind taps out and you sleep. If you don’t shut it off, you might even have Bob Ross dreams while it’s playing in the background.
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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What if Andrew WK pulled an Onion and bought them?
BREAKING: Party City is closing all of its stores, and corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment
December 20, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Need sound on.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 PM