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thank you for the outpouring of support!

those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin
More than half the team at Teen Vogue was laid off this week by our parent co… Lexi McMenamin needs your support for Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover
www.gofundme.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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My therapist asked if they could keep these images and share them with other clients. I said yes.

Fuck yeah.
It's one thing to understand it. It's another to internalize it.
I've been getting a lot of help with both recently. 😌

(Diagrams by me because diagraming & documenting is a critical part of my internalization process.)
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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🪶 Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the—
August 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my advisor just told me i scored the highest on our SFI progession test + now it’s time to take the national exam and “graduate” (i then have to take more classes elsewhere). do not feel ready AT ALL so excuse me while i go have a torrid affair w/my schoolbooks for the next 3 weeks. le panique
July 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
this week i learned i am extremely allergic to mugwort pollen. thank u pollen koll but also fuck you 😭
July 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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People have been desperately sharing private information because they feel they need to air their marginalized traits as credentials in order to have social permission to do normal things like yearn and be annoyed and have opinions about television. That whole paradigm has to end.
it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here
July 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
swedish summer is not for the weak. please i just want a normal schedule 😭
July 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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it is utterly deranged that we live in a world where something can be legal to buy and yet you are not allowed to buy it because the piece of plastic you use to buy stuff with is owned by jesus freaks. any sensible democracy would have nipped that shit in the bud half a century ago
July 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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time to start making sure payment processors know no peace over this and shutting down groups like Collective Shout for good
July 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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reskeet if you're gay or hate the president
June 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi
June 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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THEY BROKE THE CEASEFIRE. WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO WRITE.
Live updates: Hundreds killed as Israel launches airstrikes across Gaza
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he ordered the strikes because of a lack of progress in talks to extend the ceasefire. Officials said the operation was open-ended and was expected to expand.
apnews.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
watching someone i have disliked since 2020 get obliterated on social for behaving poorly on a popular tv show is soothing my soul 😌
March 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i tried a zyn last night and good god i felt insane. like actual nicotine high. never again 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
March 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
my sweet baby dog Dagnar passed away this morning 💔 my worst nightmare was that he would pass before I got to see him again in June and it came true 😭 i love you forever little baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭
March 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i luv insomnia
March 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Trying to build a life that's mostly "off the grid" with full control over what I wish to be public about myself is a years long process and mother fucking uphill battle- but a worthy goal for anyone I think.
March 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Taps sign.
February 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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In retrospect it was a real mistake to let finance erode the firewall separating jocks from nerds
February 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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WE YEARN FOR THE KNOB
Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating.

This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.

(Even better: Tesla will hate this)
Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europe
Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.
www.theverge.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
brain’s frazzled and as such i am awake still processing bc i sat in on a 2-hour lecture in swedish. while i was somewhat surprised at how much i understood in the first hour, the second hour humbled me 😛 learning a language after your neuroplasticity goes is wild
February 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my husband’s favorite rat died last night and now he is digging a grave in our rat cemetery so we can have a proper burial. yes we have a rat cemetery in our backyard, AMA
February 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have now seen the Dutch Eurovision Guy ™️ on two continents and he did not disappoint on his home terrain. Gr8 work sir, Joost Klein droom groot.
February 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
just successfully navigated getting from lund to my hotel in copenhagen with my dumb telenor cellular data not working and no wifi so i guess i’m an ~~~urban explorer~~~ now
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM