Whitney Thompson
@klahom.bsky.social
Librarian, music historian, accidental Victorianist, and generally the human version of a statistical anomaly.
a new genre of Apartment Noise I'm getting used to is "medium-large dog walking around on the wood floors of the upstairs apartment." this thought brought to you by what is clearly the dog's wake-up time, 6 AM.
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
a new genre of Apartment Noise I'm getting used to is "medium-large dog walking around on the wood floors of the upstairs apartment." this thought brought to you by what is clearly the dog's wake-up time, 6 AM.
listen, yes, "Santa Buddy" is in its original form a cowardly heterosexual cop-out, but consider:
"Santa Buddy" as sung in the character of a tropey Capone-era mobster
"Santa Buddy" as sung in the character of a tropey Capone-era mobster
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
listen, yes, "Santa Buddy" is in its original form a cowardly heterosexual cop-out, but consider:
"Santa Buddy" as sung in the character of a tropey Capone-era mobster
"Santa Buddy" as sung in the character of a tropey Capone-era mobster
was walking to the neighborhood taco place with @killwelly.bsky.social, and someone had spilled an entire-ass puzzle on the sidewalk in front of a Little Free Library. I:
remarked on that.
(thought furiously for 5 secs.)
added:
"well, I s'pose it *is* the season for piece on earth"
remarked on that.
(thought furiously for 5 secs.)
added:
"well, I s'pose it *is* the season for piece on earth"
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
was walking to the neighborhood taco place with @killwelly.bsky.social, and someone had spilled an entire-ass puzzle on the sidewalk in front of a Little Free Library. I:
remarked on that.
(thought furiously for 5 secs.)
added:
"well, I s'pose it *is* the season for piece on earth"
remarked on that.
(thought furiously for 5 secs.)
added:
"well, I s'pose it *is* the season for piece on earth"
listening to an episode of a music business podcast, and it's definitely interesting in some ways! but also, I have now heard the phrase "decay curve" applied to music catalogs and I would like to remove my own ears about it
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
listening to an episode of a music business podcast, and it's definitely interesting in some ways! but also, I have now heard the phrase "decay curve" applied to music catalogs and I would like to remove my own ears about it
just poured the remainder of a bottle of rosé into a half-finished red Gatorade, in case you were wondering how my December (and tbh this whole year) has been going
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
just poured the remainder of a bottle of rosé into a half-finished red Gatorade, in case you were wondering how my December (and tbh this whole year) has been going
I sang the first line of the Golden Girls theme to a friend as a joke as we were parting ways and then proceeded to sing the entire rest of it under my breath. why do I know the entire Golden Girls theme, I've watched like .76 episodes of that show
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I sang the first line of the Golden Girls theme to a friend as a joke as we were parting ways and then proceeded to sing the entire rest of it under my breath. why do I know the entire Golden Girls theme, I've watched like .76 episodes of that show
............and now there's a Father Brown episode that clearly takes inspiration from Frances Glessner Lee, she of the murder dollhouses chronicled in The Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death. gonna need another drink for this one
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
............and now there's a Father Brown episode that clearly takes inspiration from Frances Glessner Lee, she of the murder dollhouses chronicled in The Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death. gonna need another drink for this one
cannot believe that there was a whole Toxic Yuri episode in the meddling detective priest show, my god, what a ride
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
cannot believe that there was a whole Toxic Yuri episode in the meddling detective priest show, my god, what a ride
started watching Father Brown because I'd gotten so into Sister Boniface Mysteries, and my god I'm glad there's a ton of it. please no one rid me of this meddlesome priest, he's a delight
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
started watching Father Brown because I'd gotten so into Sister Boniface Mysteries, and my god I'm glad there's a ton of it. please no one rid me of this meddlesome priest, he's a delight
k, I'm super new to One Piece and I have zero idea what ppl have been theorizing for all these years, BUT: my theory is that the One Piece is a nugget of some radioactive material like uranium. some source of energy that'd revolutionize industry and ocean travel and turn power dynamics upside down.
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
k, I'm super new to One Piece and I have zero idea what ppl have been theorizing for all these years, BUT: my theory is that the One Piece is a nugget of some radioactive material like uranium. some source of energy that'd revolutionize industry and ocean travel and turn power dynamics upside down.
Judge Dee's Mystery is deeply enjoyable to watch, partly bc of how gorgeous the costumes and sets and scenery are, and partly because I love the dynamic of "hi I'm Di Renjie and these are my two dumbass best friends who I met when they tried to rob me, we solve crimes"
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Judge Dee's Mystery is deeply enjoyable to watch, partly bc of how gorgeous the costumes and sets and scenery are, and partly because I love the dynamic of "hi I'm Di Renjie and these are my two dumbass best friends who I met when they tried to rob me, we solve crimes"
because I guess this account is almost solely about my Media Opinions now (which, not much of a change from Twitter tbh), I've just finished season 1 of Sister Boniface Mysteries and I'm finding it absolutely delightful for a couple very specific reasons
October 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
because I guess this account is almost solely about my Media Opinions now (which, not much of a change from Twitter tbh), I've just finished season 1 of Sister Boniface Mysteries and I'm finding it absolutely delightful for a couple very specific reasons
so I've finished season 1 of live action One Piece thanks to @megparsec.bsky.social and my god that was one of the most entertaining things I've watched... maybe ever?
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
so I've finished season 1 of live action One Piece thanks to @megparsec.bsky.social and my god that was one of the most entertaining things I've watched... maybe ever?
look I'm not gonna be so vindictive as to say there's a special place in hell for someone who decides to put laundry in all 3 working apartment-wide washing machines at the same time. but I *do* think that person should, in so doing, invoke a curse that shrinks one random item in their laundry load
August 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
look I'm not gonna be so vindictive as to say there's a special place in hell for someone who decides to put laundry in all 3 working apartment-wide washing machines at the same time. but I *do* think that person should, in so doing, invoke a curse that shrinks one random item in their laundry load
there was an insect near our open kitchen window for about thirty minutes. and I know it was about that long because this damned thing made a sound EXACTLY like a gas stove turning on, and that's how long I spent being repeatedly petrified that I hadn't turned the stove off
August 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
there was an insect near our open kitchen window for about thirty minutes. and I know it was about that long because this damned thing made a sound EXACTLY like a gas stove turning on, and that's how long I spent being repeatedly petrified that I hadn't turned the stove off
I don't even remember where I got it but I've kept a bamboo picnic spoon in the lil backpack I use as a Butch Purse™️ for a good couple years now -- and the other day I got some tabouli to go but the cafe didn't have plastic utensils so I GOT TO USE THE BACKPACK SPOON. I'm so happy about this tbh
July 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't even remember where I got it but I've kept a bamboo picnic spoon in the lil backpack I use as a Butch Purse™️ for a good couple years now -- and the other day I got some tabouli to go but the cafe didn't have plastic utensils so I GOT TO USE THE BACKPACK SPOON. I'm so happy about this tbh
alright that's season 2 of Bandidos finished. @netflix.com seriously please renew this for a season 3, I need more of los bandidos
July 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
alright that's season 2 of Bandidos finished. @netflix.com seriously please renew this for a season 3, I need more of los bandidos
any time I think about Severance for long enough nowadays I'm just like
where is Reghabi!!!!
where is my WIFE I MISS her!!!
where is Reghabi!!!!
where is my WIFE I MISS her!!!
July 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
any time I think about Severance for long enough nowadays I'm just like
where is Reghabi!!!!
where is my WIFE I MISS her!!!
where is Reghabi!!!!
where is my WIFE I MISS her!!!
so apparently I'm super into foreign-language TV shows with English subtitles now. I can't even be surprised at myself, this really does feel like the next evolution of what'll even hold my attention in the first place
July 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
so apparently I'm super into foreign-language TV shows with English subtitles now. I can't even be surprised at myself, this really does feel like the next evolution of what'll even hold my attention in the first place
so on the one hand, I've just discovered that GO FISH (1994) is on Kanopy, and I'm overjoyed.
on the other hand, what in the lesbian Jesus is this cover image for it, this is in no way Guinevere Turner as Tiny Dirtbag Butch™️ Max
on the other hand, what in the lesbian Jesus is this cover image for it, this is in no way Guinevere Turner as Tiny Dirtbag Butch™️ Max
June 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
so on the one hand, I've just discovered that GO FISH (1994) is on Kanopy, and I'm overjoyed.
on the other hand, what in the lesbian Jesus is this cover image for it, this is in no way Guinevere Turner as Tiny Dirtbag Butch™️ Max
on the other hand, what in the lesbian Jesus is this cover image for it, this is in no way Guinevere Turner as Tiny Dirtbag Butch™️ Max
so both @killwelly.bsky.social and @megparsec.bsky.social have now officially seen the first 2 seasons of Lupin on Netflix, which means they have context for the the thing they heard me yell at the TV ca. S2E5 when I first watched it alone:
"OH MY GOD, THEY HIRED THE MONEY TWINK."
"OH MY GOD, THEY HIRED THE MONEY TWINK."
June 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
so both @killwelly.bsky.social and @megparsec.bsky.social have now officially seen the first 2 seasons of Lupin on Netflix, which means they have context for the the thing they heard me yell at the TV ca. S2E5 when I first watched it alone:
"OH MY GOD, THEY HIRED THE MONEY TWINK."
"OH MY GOD, THEY HIRED THE MONEY TWINK."
look, I'm just gonna say it, Poly Styrene was one of the absolute best punk lyricists of all time. full stop.
May 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
look, I'm just gonna say it, Poly Styrene was one of the absolute best punk lyricists of all time. full stop.
oh come on, Blue Prince, what do you MEAN I can't combine the battery pack and the broken lever with the morningstar in the workshop. that'd be cool as hell. we could call it a Morning Supernova. like the Power Hammer but with an extra splash of Just Because I Can, Assholes
May 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
oh come on, Blue Prince, what do you MEAN I can't combine the battery pack and the broken lever with the morningstar in the workshop. that'd be cool as hell. we could call it a Morning Supernova. like the Power Hammer but with an extra splash of Just Because I Can, Assholes
"how's your Blue Prince playthrough going, Whitney?" it has sprouted a Google Drive folder with separate note documents for various puzzles and dramatis personae, and also an ever-growing spreadsheet with a master timeline of events.
so, exactly as you'd expect from me.
@blueprincegame.bsky.social
so, exactly as you'd expect from me.
@blueprincegame.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"how's your Blue Prince playthrough going, Whitney?" it has sprouted a Google Drive folder with separate note documents for various puzzles and dramatis personae, and also an ever-growing spreadsheet with a master timeline of events.
so, exactly as you'd expect from me.
@blueprincegame.bsky.social
so, exactly as you'd expect from me.
@blueprincegame.bsky.social
thanks to @megparsec.bsky.social for introducing me to Infinity Train and specifically Tulip Olsen, by dint of whom I just speedran probably three years' worth of therapy
May 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
thanks to @megparsec.bsky.social for introducing me to Infinity Train and specifically Tulip Olsen, by dint of whom I just speedran probably three years' worth of therapy