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Third Stepdad In Row Has Goatee
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Third Stepdad In Row Has Goatee
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This is exactly what the internet is for.
July 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is exactly what the internet is for.
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
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Coachella Organizers Announce Plans To Extend Festival To 52 Weekends A Year
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April 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Coachella Organizers Announce Plans To Extend Festival To 52 Weekends A Year
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Now popping up across the UK. Download your own via the link in our bio & you can piss off Elon too x
March 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Now popping up across the UK. Download your own via the link in our bio & you can piss off Elon too x
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Old Man's Son Also Old Man
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Old Man's Son Also Old Man
Let’s see how it goes…
January 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Let’s see how it goes…
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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President
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December 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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The history of Canadian television is fascinating. They gave this show about a wandering german shepherd two runs across eight seasons. that's 175 episodes built on the concept of "what if a dog was smart but itinerant"
December 14, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The history of Canadian television is fascinating. They gave this show about a wandering german shepherd two runs across eight seasons. that's 175 episodes built on the concept of "what if a dog was smart but itinerant"
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Take Me To Your Girlboss
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December 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Take Me To Your Girlboss
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people constantly ask me “is jacking off homophobic?” and it’s a much more complicated question than they think
December 8, 2024 at 6:31 PM
people constantly ask me “is jacking off homophobic?” and it’s a much more complicated question than they think
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UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
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Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
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December 5, 2024 at 9:25 PM
UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
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Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
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December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
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Yeah I was on the fence about this account but it's time to block
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Yeah I was on the fence about this account but it's time to block
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Horny reminder that the writer/director of the original “How to Train Your Dragon” trilogy and it’s upcoming live-action adaptation is a gay bear dream boat named Dean DeBlois
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Horny reminder that the writer/director of the original “How to Train Your Dragon” trilogy and it’s upcoming live-action adaptation is a gay bear dream boat named Dean DeBlois
Aphex Twin
Bjork
Chemical Brothers
Deerhunter
Esperanza Spalding
Father John Misty
GoGo Penguin
Homeshake
Iceage
James Blake
King Krule
Lorde
My Bloody Valentine
Nine Inch Nails
Oneohtrix Point Never
Phoenix
Queen w/ Adam Lambert
Real Estate
St. Vincent
Tyler, The Creator
U.S. Girls
Vampire Weekend
Bjork
Chemical Brothers
Deerhunter
Esperanza Spalding
Father John Misty
GoGo Penguin
Homeshake
Iceage
James Blake
King Krule
Lorde
My Bloody Valentine
Nine Inch Nails
Oneohtrix Point Never
Phoenix
Queen w/ Adam Lambert
Real Estate
St. Vincent
Tyler, The Creator
U.S. Girls
Vampire Weekend
1 artist you’ve seen live for each letter
A Sunny Day in Glasgow
Broadcast
Carl Stone
Deerhoof
Empress Of
Fear of Men
Gang Gang Dance
Half Waif
Interpol
Juana Molina
Kali Malone
Low
Melt-Banana
Nilüfer Yanya
Oneohtrix Point Never
Portishead
Q
Remi Wolf
Shygirl
Tiger & Woods
U
Vinyl Williams
A Sunny Day in Glasgow
Broadcast
Carl Stone
Deerhoof
Empress Of
Fear of Men
Gang Gang Dance
Half Waif
Interpol
Juana Molina
Kali Malone
Low
Melt-Banana
Nilüfer Yanya
Oneohtrix Point Never
Portishead
Q
Remi Wolf
Shygirl
Tiger & Woods
U
Vinyl Williams
1 artist you’ve seen live for each letter
Azaelia Banks
Broken Social Scene
Chelsea Wolfe
Deerhunter
Eagles of Death Metal
Fiona Apple
Grouper
Hovvdy
Illuminati Hotties
Japanese Breakfast
King Woman
Liars
M83
Nils Frahm
Ora Cogan
PJ Harvey
Queens of the Stone Age
The Residents
Sharon Van Etten
Azaelia Banks
Broken Social Scene
Chelsea Wolfe
Deerhunter
Eagles of Death Metal
Fiona Apple
Grouper
Hovvdy
Illuminati Hotties
Japanese Breakfast
King Woman
Liars
M83
Nils Frahm
Ora Cogan
PJ Harvey
Queens of the Stone Age
The Residents
Sharon Van Etten
November 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Aphex Twin
Bjork
Chemical Brothers
Deerhunter
Esperanza Spalding
Father John Misty
GoGo Penguin
Homeshake
Iceage
James Blake
King Krule
Lorde
My Bloody Valentine
Nine Inch Nails
Oneohtrix Point Never
Phoenix
Queen w/ Adam Lambert
Real Estate
St. Vincent
Tyler, The Creator
U.S. Girls
Vampire Weekend
Bjork
Chemical Brothers
Deerhunter
Esperanza Spalding
Father John Misty
GoGo Penguin
Homeshake
Iceage
James Blake
King Krule
Lorde
My Bloody Valentine
Nine Inch Nails
Oneohtrix Point Never
Phoenix
Queen w/ Adam Lambert
Real Estate
St. Vincent
Tyler, The Creator
U.S. Girls
Vampire Weekend
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Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
ROANOKE, VA—According to reports from stunned Melberg family sources, Mom just walked up the stairs, slammed the door to her bedroom, and locked it.
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November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door