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Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation
WASHINGTON—Eyes welling up with tears as their time together came to an end, federal agents reportedly gazed at a photo of Hunter Biden’s penis one last time Tuesday before officially closing the pert...
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December 2, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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well there goes my saturday night
November 30, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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A man pushed a schematic for a Lithium Ion power cell coated in sodium chloride to GitHub. He was subsequently arrested for committing a salted battery.
marawilson.bsky.social Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · Nov 23
My dad thought “Batteries Stolen, Youth Charged” was the funniest thing ever
solvseus.bsky.social Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · Nov 23
My dad, who was an engineer before becoming a teacher and a big fan of Abbott & Costello, loved puns like this:

Engineer at hardware store: do you have a 2watt 4volt bulb?
Store employee: for what?
Engineer: no, 2.
Employee: 2 what?
Engineer: yes.
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Today's vibe: being a silly little guy despite it all
November 24, 2024 at 5:23 PM