Gonna start listing Dr Pepper as my primary care physician.

Are we all pretending Greek yogurt isn’t just sour cream?

Severance is the best series you’ll ever see about what would happen if IKEA and Scientology had a baby.

In his last act of service to this nation, Jimmy Carter just wrecked the inauguration plans.

So glad they do.

Where?

Thank God they do!! 🥰

“See those happy little trees over there? That’s where I made my first kill.”

It’s fun starting over. How long has it been since you got excited for 100 followers?

#Nowwerehere , we’re there, we’re everyfuckingwhere, Roy Kent! Roy Kent!

I’ve seen so many dog lovers on BSky (and cats! 🥰) so I’d
like to share my guy, Levi, with you! After I lost my Golden’s I decided I wanted a GS and he’s just my best friend 🥰 I cannot walk anywhere outside that he’s not in front of me. And at night he’s in his bed beside my bed. I love him so much!

No idea who did this, but you win the Internet for the day

A reminder that no matter what bullshit is happening in the world, dogs exist too.

Mmmm! Smell that new account smell! It’ll reek of coffee, newsroom and angst soon enough.

We should all take turns ringing Twitter’s doorbell and then running back here to laugh.