Kittyblimp (Merry!)
@kittyblimpv1.bsky.social
A definite perv, inflation story writer on dA, and all the usual. Go away if you're under 18 or someone who doesn't like balloon'd creatures. Merry Christmas!
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/kittyblimpmkltree
(born on 12th of January 2000)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/kittyblimpmkltree
(born on 12th of January 2000)
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The intro post I've been sorely needing:
Hello, I'm Kittyblimp, and I write stuff children shouldn't be reading. I run off of British Summer Time and I'm open to taking story requests any time, except holidays. And as one more thing, I am fully open to people drawing my OCs.
Hello, I'm Kittyblimp, and I write stuff children shouldn't be reading. I run off of British Summer Time and I'm open to taking story requests any time, except holidays. And as one more thing, I am fully open to people drawing my OCs.
Public service announcement: This person is underage. If you see him, ignore him.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Public service announcement: This person is underage. If you see him, ignore him.
For all you inflatable roleplayers out there, have I got the server for you! Hop in, relax, and let the good times roll!
discord.gg/TfBbbCbtCh
discord.gg/TfBbbCbtCh
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December 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
For all you inflatable roleplayers out there, have I got the server for you! Hop in, relax, and let the good times roll!
discord.gg/TfBbbCbtCh
discord.gg/TfBbbCbtCh
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Vent art. Because sometimes even if we wish it was the case, the world ain't sunshine and rainbows.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Vent art. Because sometimes even if we wish it was the case, the world ain't sunshine and rainbows.
This'll let you get a sense of Blimpy's voice.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This'll let you get a sense of Blimpy's voice.
What a queen!
A cycling influencer nominated for a list of top 100 women cyclists said she has declined the honour due to the decision not to include trans women.
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out - BBC News
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What a queen!
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
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That this is even remotely legal is an egregious failure of regulation of an industry that is clearly out of control.
Make the calls. Complain to MC and Visa.
Call your reps. Tell them that payment processors should be required to process any legal transaction.
Make the calls. Complain to MC and Visa.
Call your reps. Tell them that payment processors should be required to process any legal transaction.
So yes, this is a “beginning of the end” thing for me and simple stuff like, for example, having a bank account. Now is a good time to fight this issue and do so very publicly — it’s a matter of financial life or death for me
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That this is even remotely legal is an egregious failure of regulation of an industry that is clearly out of control.
Make the calls. Complain to MC and Visa.
Call your reps. Tell them that payment processors should be required to process any legal transaction.
Make the calls. Complain to MC and Visa.
Call your reps. Tell them that payment processors should be required to process any legal transaction.
Fuck the House of Mouse. Condemn the lot of 'em to Hell!
Dana Terrace does not hold back against Disney…..
holy shit she is rightfully pissed 💀
holy shit she is rightfully pissed 💀
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fuck the House of Mouse. Condemn the lot of 'em to Hell!
Holy fuck.
I'm usually not 1 to fearmonger but this should scare LITERALLY everybody. Institutions used ai to target and debank a person BY NAME over PERFECTLY LEGAL CONTENT.
EVERYONE needs to join the fight, b/c it does not matter if your content is SFW, IF THEY DO NOT LIKE IT OR YOU, THEY WILL DEBANK YOU.
EVERYONE needs to join the fight, b/c it does not matter if your content is SFW, IF THEY DO NOT LIKE IT OR YOU, THEY WILL DEBANK YOU.
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Holy fuck.
"Clear day today, decent temperature, perfect for a parade! What could go wrong?"
- Me, sometime last week.
- Me, sometime last week.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"Clear day today, decent temperature, perfect for a parade! What could go wrong?"
- Me, sometime last week.
- Me, sometime last week.
There's a good message here.
(Warning for allusions to self-harm.)
I didn't intend on sharing this to be honest, but I feel like I should for the message it conveys.
If you have to take comfort in stupid furry hyper inflation art, and it truly makes you feel better, then take comfort in it and do so with pride. It's okay.
I didn't intend on sharing this to be honest, but I feel like I should for the message it conveys.
If you have to take comfort in stupid furry hyper inflation art, and it truly makes you feel better, then take comfort in it and do so with pride. It's okay.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There's a good message here.
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
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November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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PLEEEEASE keep calling payment processors genuinely this shit continues to go on behind the scenes even months after sites like itch cave and do some sweeping ban and do a little "oooh we're sowry,,"
Bullying from a one sided group caused this crackdown on queer spaces, bully those bastards back
Bullying from a one sided group caused this crackdown on queer spaces, bully those bastards back
We're not in theoretical "they could come after sfw queer content LATER" territory anymore. It is being used to come after sfw queer content NOW.
Spread this around, send the article to any and every news outlet/content creator you can think of. The alarms need to be sounded
And KEEP CALLING
Spread this around, send the article to any and every news outlet/content creator you can think of. The alarms need to be sounded
And KEEP CALLING
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
PLEEEEASE keep calling payment processors genuinely this shit continues to go on behind the scenes even months after sites like itch cave and do some sweeping ban and do a little "oooh we're sowry,,"
Bullying from a one sided group caused this crackdown on queer spaces, bully those bastards back
Bullying from a one sided group caused this crackdown on queer spaces, bully those bastards back
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This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
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I really fear that we've lost all our momentum.
Feels like I haven't seen any posts about this issue in a while, and it's STILL not resolved.
Payment processors have been praying we'll stop calling and finally fall in line.
Don't let the issue die.
PLEASE keep calling!
Feels like I haven't seen any posts about this issue in a while, and it's STILL not resolved.
Payment processors have been praying we'll stop calling and finally fall in line.
Don't let the issue die.
PLEASE keep calling!
CPBC
Cards
Paypros
Banks
CYOA
4 a day
Choose from your menu
AND KEEP CALLING
Cards
Paypros
Banks
CYOA
4 a day
Choose from your menu
AND KEEP CALLING
![#SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech
C.P.B.G.
4 PHONE CALLS A DAY
[If you're able to do more, you are encouraged to do so]
WHO?
WHY?
HOW TO CONTACT
WHAT TO DO
Card
MASTERCARD
+
VISA
Visa and Mastercard have long histories with pressuring platforms that host and sell adult content. Most recently, they have pressured Steam and Itch.io, leading to dozens if not hundreds of games being delisted, and their TOS now updated with draconian content standards.
MASTERCARD
(US) +1 (800)-307-7309
phone tree nav: 1-1-2-2-2-1
(INTL) +1 (636)-722-7111
VISA
(US + CAN) +1 (800)-847-2911
phone tree nav: 1-1-5. mash account #.
Your goal is mostly to waste their time and therefore their money.
Pose as a confused customer "just asking for clarification" about things relating to the Itch/Steam censorship controversy.
Paypro
PAYPAL
+
STRIPE
Paypal and Stripe have their own histories with action against adult content. Like the credit card companies, they have both pressured Steam and Itch.io, with Itch calling out Stripe as a priority target, and Steam no longer being able to process certain currencies using Paypal.
PAYPAL
(US + CAN) 1-(402)-935-2050
(AUS) 1800 931 678
(GER) +49 69 945189975
STRIPE
(Ireland HQ) 353 1 903 8449
(Cust. Support) (877) 887-7815
+1 (888) 926 2289 (say you are in california)
Same as the CARDS. Waste time, waste money, eventually try to segue into censorship of adult content as a topic.
CITIBANK
Bank
+
BARCLAYS
+
WELLS FARGO
Both Paypal and Stripe have indicated that their banking partners have also been a source of ant- Adult Content pressure.
While there are MANY banks associated with paypros, these 3 are prime initial targets.
CITIBANK (ENG) 1-(888)-248-4226
(ESP) 1-(800)-360-2484
BARCLAYS
44 (0)1624 684444
+800 800 88885 (replace [+) with country's exit code
WELLS FARGO
1-800-869-3557
For now, begin by treating banks the same as how the CARDS and PAYPROS were early on. Call in, make explicit complaints re: Adult Content.
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October 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I really fear that we've lost all our momentum.
Feels like I haven't seen any posts about this issue in a while, and it's STILL not resolved.
Payment processors have been praying we'll stop calling and finally fall in line.
Don't let the issue die.
PLEASE keep calling!
Feels like I haven't seen any posts about this issue in a while, and it's STILL not resolved.
Payment processors have been praying we'll stop calling and finally fall in line.
Don't let the issue die.
PLEASE keep calling!
Finally, tits.
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Finally, tits.
Some sorely-needed references of my main and Dark World forms. Plus, Kirby Mirror World equivalent!
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Some sorely-needed references of my main and Dark World forms. Plus, Kirby Mirror World equivalent!
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October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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finished another animation, showcasing vex's impressive inhale abilities (and slightly less but still impressive capacity)
(loud sound warning at the end, though that should be expected with me by now)
(loud sound warning at the end, though that should be expected with me by now)
October 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
finished another animation, showcasing vex's impressive inhale abilities (and slightly less but still impressive capacity)
(loud sound warning at the end, though that should be expected with me by now)
(loud sound warning at the end, though that should be expected with me by now)
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October 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The intro post I've been sorely needing:
Hello, I'm Kittyblimp, and I write stuff children shouldn't be reading. I run off of British Summer Time and I'm open to taking story requests any time, except holidays. And as one more thing, I am fully open to people drawing my OCs.
Hello, I'm Kittyblimp, and I write stuff children shouldn't be reading. I run off of British Summer Time and I'm open to taking story requests any time, except holidays. And as one more thing, I am fully open to people drawing my OCs.
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The intro post I've been sorely needing:
Hello, I'm Kittyblimp, and I write stuff children shouldn't be reading. I run off of British Summer Time and I'm open to taking story requests any time, except holidays. And as one more thing, I am fully open to people drawing my OCs.
Hello, I'm Kittyblimp, and I write stuff children shouldn't be reading. I run off of British Summer Time and I'm open to taking story requests any time, except holidays. And as one more thing, I am fully open to people drawing my OCs.
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Sneltober Day 9 - Mirror
Amber's gotta make sure she looks drop-dead gorgeous from every angle. Which isn't hard for her, obviously, but it never hurts to spend an extra thirty minutes checking out your own curves~
Amber's gotta make sure she looks drop-dead gorgeous from every angle. Which isn't hard for her, obviously, but it never hurts to spend an extra thirty minutes checking out your own curves~
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sneltober Day 9 - Mirror
Amber's gotta make sure she looks drop-dead gorgeous from every angle. Which isn't hard for her, obviously, but it never hurts to spend an extra thirty minutes checking out your own curves~
Amber's gotta make sure she looks drop-dead gorgeous from every angle. Which isn't hard for her, obviously, but it never hurts to spend an extra thirty minutes checking out your own curves~
