kittenpants
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kittenpants
@kittenpants.bsky.social
Your secret girlfriend who goes to a different school. She/her
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How it started // How it’s going
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Music to rock the 24-hour economic blackout?

We’ve preserved, collected, and finally shared the music of our late friend John Freeman. More than 300 songs, FREE, from his many bands and collabs. Enjoy old favorites or discover new beautiful nightmares you never knew existed! 🤘🎸❤️🔥
February 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
February 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have interrupted an important conversation.
December 28, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Truly thankful for my Mom and our Thanksgiving tradition of me telling her I’m going to take a shower and her reminding me to get a towel and me mumbling “Yes, mother. I know how fucking showers work.” as I walk away and her remaining stone cold silent as she continues to devil the eggs. #blessed
November 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
This is everything she wanted (today).
November 23, 2024 at 11:08 PM
it would be cool if, in addition to leaving Twitter, y’all would stop posting about Twitter and how dumb Twitter is and including screenshots from Twitter, making my timeline mostly about Twitter.
November 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
November 21, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Attorney General Matt Gaetz has brought down his first and last sex criminal, Attorney General Matt Gaetz.
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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(suppressing all feelings) good, how are you
November 18, 2024 at 7:47 PM
rice is the opposite of spinach.
November 17, 2024 at 6:54 AM
i just had a nectarine so perfectly ripe and juicy i had to eat it over the sink and i think my kitchen is rated NC-17 now.
August 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Men who are grossed out by tampons: have you ever dated anyone older than 13?
August 7, 2024 at 12:56 AM
20 years later and I'm still answering the question "Why do we need a writer on this project?" - I wrote a whole thing about it here: https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7080290293517877248/
June 30, 2023 at 9:31 PM
“Still punk as fuck.”
June 22, 2023 at 5:27 PM