She just gets me, y'know?

When I’m sucking her dick I’m just thinking “wow I love sucking her dick. This is so fun I’m having a great time”

Wondering how big I am now?

Say hello to my new 2600cc boobs!

You don't have to pay every sex worker who pops up in your feed every day. Just send your favorites $10 every once in awhile.

If every porn consumer did that then none of us would be complaining about not being tipped.

I've tried a few times, not sure what I'm doing wrong - the actual file size is around 500 KB

Cats keep making more of a mess, while I sit here trying to keep things from falling off my desk.
'But Mommy, aren't I cute?' he thinks as his tail clears off the far corner, knowing that it was just slightly out of reach. "Meeeeeeoooww! Meeeeeeoooww!" = I just cleaned your desk, don't you love me?

Took off the bandage, it looks like the last few days of covering the surgical site helped. I'm going to have a longer shower now that I know it's closed. There's some visible granulation where it had been stretching but it's not bad.

Daily Cialis will help keep up its size and functionality. I say this from personal experience.

if you don't eat sandwiches because you think they are gross, that is like asexuality.

if you don't eat sandwiches because sandwiches have done you wrong, that's like incel.

Horses must be held accountable for their crime of having estrogen just barely distinct enough from human estrogen to cause problems, and inflating the perceived health risk of all estrogen as a consequence, leading to the legendary 1mg estrogen + 500mg spironolactone/day regimen

men, tip your hoes and stop being fucken weird creeps and expecting free shit good lord

the orchi went well. 5 days so far, recovery has been easier than expected. new surprises every day - penile bruises appeared, lots of ice, very little movement.

my next surgical adventure will be a bigger recovery.
this is good experience for future planning.
the smoothening or the doubling?

🍒✂️

it's a pain day today, upper back/shoulders/neck

time to go to class

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 me and who???

It might also be illegal for an entire crowd to trample over a Nazi fuckface, but I think one thing we should all agree on is that it's extremely possible.

DON'T GIVE UP

THERE'S STILL BOOBS

You are loved
People do care about you, even if it doesn't feel like it 💙

Good morning sunshine

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