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kitopossum.bsky.social
@kitopossum.bsky.social
Under your porch. I have warm snacks in my pouch.
Why did I have to make myself so important in my office?? Like ask someone else 😭
April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Being an adult means I can eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want.

I'm not hung up on mealtime terminology, man; if I want pancakes at 10pm, I'm having pancakes.

And there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do to stop me. So there.
February 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.
January 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Trump went from promising to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours after becoming President to "Well, you're going to have to ask Russia" in less time than it took to break his other promise about lowering prices.

What a weak clown.
January 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Jesus is too woke for them
January 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’ve made a terrible mistake 😭
January 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Americans are dying and losing their homes. And this needy sociopath is gloating. What a horrible, damaged person.
January 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Dong lateral raises on a cable machine are so humbling 😌
January 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
“ I hope I don’t run to any weirdos on my walk” I say as I carry an old wasp nest I found
January 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Here’s something to think about as you kick off 2025: ✨We are all stardust.✨

Every atom of oxygen in our lungs, of carbon in our muscles, of calcium in our bones, of iron in our blood—was created inside a star before Earth was born.

Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope, CC BY 2.0, flickr
January 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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There's not much Mr Asimov says that I don't agree with . . . 📚 📖 📚

#greenwitchtea #greenwitch #books #learning #sciencefiction #fairytales #fantasy #library #reading #witchsky #witch #isaacasimov
December 29, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Don’t mind me, just boiling some garbage 😌
December 21, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Genuinely feel like this country is close to the top of the first drop of the desth coaster
December 16, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Bobby Jr. shares his secret to getting brain worm.
December 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
What’s y’all’s Spotify wrap lookin’ like??
December 8, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I can’t even bring myself to even feel a little sad for that CEO guy… it feels more like, one of the most prolific serial killers in history just got taken out 🌝
December 6, 2024 at 3:31 AM