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Kite Line
@kiteline.bsky.social
Hobbyist gamedev.
Current main project: SOUP ROOMS (2025)
https://kiteline.itch.io/
https://ko-fi.com/kiteline
Oh shit it's this guy! Thanks for noticin' us.
Just for you and your followers: SOUP ROOMS is basically done (for now) and will be out before the end of the year.
Thanks for your interest!

(And yes, that's Scumhead!)
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It really feels like they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for new ideas and just threw in the same junk they've been adding to all their other recent games.
At least it means I can continue holding out on getting a Nintendo Switch 2 for a while longer.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You hate Metroid Prime? Booooo.
But honestly as someone who likes Metroid Prime, I have to agree.
Between the yappy tutorial character, the pointless open-world, and the stupid motorcycle that Nintendo feels the need to add into *every* open-world game, it's hard to feel hyped anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Instead of trying to sell your game by dissuading people from playing it, you should just tell the truth and say your game is fucking cool and its highest selling point is filtering out people who aren't fucking cool.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
One of my cats really enjoys dead-weight body-flopping his entire self onto my face while I'm asleep. And if it's not that then he's trying to shove his head into my mouth. Still trying to workshop a solution that doesn't involve throwing him out the window.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
That sentence reminds me that I haven't gone outside in a while.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Extermination! I love that game. It's one of those *really early* PS2 games that feels like a PS1 game in spirit.
I'm curious how different the Japanese version is considering the European and North American versions had huge changes between them.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Nathan Austin, the guy who portrayed the PriceMaster, passed away a few years ago, sadly. He will forever live on as an avant-garde comedic performance art legend.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Time for me to buy some Swedish Fish out of spite.
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Damn, what do you have against Swedish Fish?
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Digimon World 4 is good mindless fun with friends. It's basically Gauntlet: Dark Legacy but with Digimon.
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Battletoads.
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Well, it's a budget game in spirit. I feel like they blew their entire budget on designing the main character and giving her motion capture, and then had to quickly slap a rudimentary game around it at the finish line.
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Not really a "bad" game. I was just expecting it to be more like a sci-fi Devil May Cry when instead it was a linear and monotonous arcade game. The main campaign is extremely short, but there's incentive to replay with unlockable outfits with different stats and abilities. It's a budget game.
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I bought P.N.03 shortly after launch because I saw previews of it in Nintendo Power and thought it looked cool. I was immensely disappointed but stuck with it through multiple playthroughs due to sunk cost fallacy. I've warmed up to it over the years. You just gotta be in the right mood for it.
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Other games, such as: P.N.03 for the Nintendo GameCube.
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Trying to eat lunch here.
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
People forget that Vincent existed in Silent Hill 3. He was both "sexy" and darkly comedic in a Jeff Goldblum kinda way.

And let's not forget how the main villain of Silent Hill 4 was basically just a buff version of Kurt Cobain. Sexy in that grunge, Gen X, dangerous-feeling way.
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This one looks really close.
October 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I really wanted one of these but my parents refused. Too expensive for them plus they thought all mail-order stuff was a scam. Different times.

I did eventually get a ceramic pendant ocarina from somewhere I don't remember, but it ended up shattering. I still have the pieces in storage somewhere.
October 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Anyway thank you for joining my autism tonight. Go buy something from Songbird Ocarinas.
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I wish they had better pictures of these on their website but look at how cute these little wooden ocarina stands are, oh my god.
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I know what I'm annoying my cats with this weekend.
October 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM