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February 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The White House has directed the C.I.A. to send an unclassified email listing employees hired within the past two years, as part of an Elon Musk-led initiative to drastically reduce the federal workforce.
February 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The White House has directed the C.I.A. to send an unclassified email listing employees hired within the past two years, as part of an Elon Musk-led initiative to drastically reduce the federal workforce.
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The higher costs from Trump’s tariffs will be felt by the nurse in Philomath and the firefighter in Coos Bay. Not by Trump, Elon Musk or their billionaire buds.
February 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The higher costs from Trump’s tariffs will be felt by the nurse in Philomath and the firefighter in Coos Bay. Not by Trump, Elon Musk or their billionaire buds.
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February 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Support Canadian alternatives!
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The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
February 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
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It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
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Happy Black History Month! ❤️💛💚 Join YDL all month long as we celebrate with local authors, community discussions, and illuminating presentations on Black history and culture.
February 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Happy Black History Month! ❤️💛💚 Join YDL all month long as we celebrate with local authors, community discussions, and illuminating presentations on Black history and culture.
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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I wish I was here
February 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I wish I was here
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Education Department employees have been placed on leave for attending diversity training. Meanwhile, Republicans have introduced a bill to eliminate the Department of Education.
February 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Education Department employees have been placed on leave for attending diversity training. Meanwhile, Republicans have introduced a bill to eliminate the Department of Education.
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It is our honor to serve you. America, you broke through— the media is finally picking up on what’s happening. We love you!! 🦬 💚 🇺🇸
February 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It is our honor to serve you. America, you broke through— the media is finally picking up on what’s happening. We love you!! 🦬 💚 🇺🇸
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I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
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Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
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January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
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Honk shoo. 💤
January 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Honk shoo. 💤
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This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
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The lord of The rings - Eowyn
November 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The lord of The rings - Eowyn
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look at this very round cyndaquil
November 20, 2024 at 3:05 PM
look at this very round cyndaquil