Rude. But probably fair.

Oh god I’m so sorry!

Only just seen your wedding news! All the congratulations in the world xxx

The fact that there has not been proper outcry at the transformation of WH Smiths into TG Jones tells me everything I need to know about where this country is at now. I am old enough to remember the Choco Krispies protests of 1998.

Ooooffff, poor thing. We’re really not designed to hit the ground once we’re over the age of 9, are we? On the plus side: very good jumper!!

She said she would and then didn’t. Hopefully next time!

Guys you run a retail chain, Black Friday CANNOT have come as a surprise to you

But why though

"he can't just wake up and say 'woah what a weird dream'" the guy's lived as a spy for 60 years through the Cold War and War on Terror and his body transforms every decade without warning or comment, a weird dream is the least of his troubles

Oh this is wise, I'll try this, thank you! xx