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Kirsten Heffron
@kirstenheffron.bsky.social
Mom, writer, lefty, geek, officially licensed Star Trek character. #LLAP #IDIC #resist🖖🏼❤️🏳️‍🌈
Dear OpenAI: it’s “all right,” not “alright.”

Signed, everyone who got forcibly “upgraded” to GPT-5 and has had their eyes assaulted by this typo ever since
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by Kirsten Heffron
No kings
June 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Like, this was intentional, right?
May 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So, I called @fideinvest.bsky.social to reallocate my portfolio, during posted business hours just now — and they shunted me around the world until the New York office hung up on me without answering … this is alarming
April 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
According to the ads it serves me, YouTube thinks I’m in desperate need of Jesus. I’m not sure whether to be concerned or proud. 🤷🏼‍♀️
March 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey Washington journalists — shit is going down at L’Enfant Plaza, you might want to, IDK, cover it? www.reddit.com/r/fednews/s/...
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March 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Kirsten Heffron
France: We can play that game too
March 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Can ppl please take a beat on BURNING Teslas? There are other ways to render them unusable/unsellable without causing toxic environmental damage. The fallout from the Teslas burned up in the LA fires will take years to clean up … let’s not let our (rightful) anger make us stupid.
March 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is a really really unfair universe and timeline. I want to speak to the manager immediately.
March 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Note to the media: STOP DOING THIS. Stop legitimizing their stupid meme-based fascism. Call it DOGE to remind everyone how ridiculous it is!
March 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like this is ripe for a Gen Z revival. #manifesting
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) [Gabry Ponte Ice Pop Mix] (Original Video with subtitles)
YouTube video by Bliss Corporation
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March 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I love that JD can’t hide his disgust at the legendary Trump stench
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My 17yo’s reaction to this whole situation: “why are all these people glazing him?”

I had to ask what glazing means and I am traumatized
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@zach-trekfan.bsky.social just said that he’s surprised the American flag hasn’t spontaneously combusted in the presence of these people and I absolutely agree.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I spent all day driving a ridiculously large truck and trailer to Atlanta to help my son move, and have only just now learned about the embarrassing shitshow that happened back home. 😵‍💫

I want off Mr. Chode’s Wild Ride.
March 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When are people going to understand that it’s ALWAYS projection with this crowd? Elon and Donny are scam artists, so they assume federal employees are also scam artists. Tale as old as time.
February 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is so goddamned embarrassing.
February 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The moment human programmers surpassed this simulation’s creators in talent and mercy is when they gave us the instant rewind button. I will not be taking questions on this post.
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Does anyone know if it’s allowable to share XHS/rednote links here? Bc I have found the most delightful account imaginable and you all really need to see it!
February 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by Kirsten Heffron
This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws

Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.

Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Warning, downer post: Today I’m 44, and feeling some kind of way about it. Frankly, I feel lonely. I’ve been cut off from the happenings on Meta and X and I miss the constant back and forth that made me feel like at least I had friends in this hellscape. I could make a new account there, but … 1/2
February 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Helpful!
February 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reposted by Kirsten Heffron
This is the story.
DOGE recommended firing workers at:

-FDA, which oversees Neuralink

-FAA, which oversees SpaceX

-USAID, which probed Starlink

-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.

"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Literally angry rn because this article has like 5,000 words in it about MBB’s farm and all of her very cute rescue animals, but NO PICS OF THE CUTE ANIMALS AT ALL. 0/10 experience; read the room, @vanityfair.com!We all need therapy animals! Forget Millie in a tux, show us her tuxie cat!
Millie Bobby Brown on ‘Stranger Things,’ Marriage, and Life on the Farm
With the series ending, she shares her feelings on the final days of filming, looks ahead to ‘The Electric State,’ and divulges what she asked Sabrina Carpenter.
www.vanityfair.com
February 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Reposted by Kirsten Heffron
the rage I felt reading this as the parent of a disabled 14yo
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM