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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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hearing a lot about this guy
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
hearing a lot about this guy
having a baby today
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
having a baby today
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I see myself in you
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I see myself in you
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GOD DAMMIT THESE STU{PID FUCKIN BIRDS ATLANTA FALCONSED
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
GOD DAMMIT THESE STU{PID FUCKIN BIRDS ATLANTA FALCONSED
referring to “Are You My Mother?” and “Go, Dog Go!” as “the Eastmans”
August 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
referring to “Are You My Mother?” and “Go, Dog Go!” as “the Eastmans”
just found out about Geese’s cover of Justin Bieber’s “Baby”. going to buy a copy of this song now
July 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
just found out about Geese’s cover of Justin Bieber’s “Baby”. going to buy a copy of this song now
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pissin in th trash can
October 6, 2023 at 2:24 AM
pissin in th trash can
damn i thought he was feeling better
April 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
damn i thought he was feeling better
i thought the buggles and the bangles were the same band
March 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i thought the buggles and the bangles were the same band
sunny and 75, you know how it feels
February 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
sunny and 75, you know how it feels
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the real king of physical media is the humble CD, which is the only medium that includes a physical and digital copy of your music simultaneously. the best way to preserve music you like is buying CDs.
February 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the real king of physical media is the humble CD, which is the only medium that includes a physical and digital copy of your music simultaneously. the best way to preserve music you like is buying CDs.
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
they’re talking about the luka trade
February 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
they’re talking about the luka trade
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home is where forever
January 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
home is where forever
is no one looking for MARIO Mangione?
December 10, 2024 at 1:50 AM
is no one looking for MARIO Mangione?
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i’ve been protecting my father from schemes launched by anti-Jackson forces. this has gained me notice from the territorial governor.
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM
i’ve been protecting my father from schemes launched by anti-Jackson forces. this has gained me notice from the territorial governor.
what’s wrong with you people
November 23, 2024 at 3:09 PM
what’s wrong with you people
loveless is a classic album because it ends with a dance party like a dreamworks movie
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
loveless is a classic album because it ends with a dance party like a dreamworks movie
squidward fentanyls
November 21, 2024 at 4:20 PM
squidward fentanyls
did you know in the original story pinocchio kills jiminy cricket with a fucking hammer like rxk nephew
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 AM
did you know in the original story pinocchio kills jiminy cricket with a fucking hammer like rxk nephew
