In other news, our dog likes drinking with me.
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
In other news, our dog likes drinking with me.
I filed a bug against it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I filed a bug against it.
I’m sorry, I feel like I’m late to this.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I’m sorry, I feel like I’m late to this.
Drinking a martini and toasting Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Drinking a martini and toasting Zohran
Amazon truck steams into the cul-de-sac, driver runs to our doorstep, out of breath, and places a small box on the doormat. Package delivered. The system works. Crisis averted. The household can continue to function for another week.
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Amazon truck steams into the cul-de-sac, driver runs to our doorstep, out of breath, and places a small box on the doormat. Package delivered. The system works. Crisis averted. The household can continue to function for another week.
Well this @theonion.com ad speaks directly to me
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Well this @theonion.com ad speaks directly to me
Well one of them has taken to it
October 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Well one of them has taken to it
It’s Friday and I’m up caramelizing my onions. WYD?
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It’s Friday and I’m up caramelizing my onions. WYD?
We’ve been feeding a possum in the backyard for the last week or so and the other night he took a look at the ramekin of berries and bread heel bits and said “I think I’ll take this to go.”
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We’ve been feeding a possum in the backyard for the last week or so and the other night he took a look at the ramekin of berries and bread heel bits and said “I think I’ll take this to go.”
lol I think someone forgot to add a page to TV+ for today’s Apple event so I’m watching my own work on fucking YouTube.
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
lol I think someone forgot to add a page to TV+ for today’s Apple event so I’m watching my own work on fucking YouTube.
I should just open a support case for a melted cpu right now.
August 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I should just open a support case for a melted cpu right now.
It happened. I found an egg that looks like Mark Andreeson:
August 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It happened. I found an egg that looks like Mark Andreeson:
I am currently using the office render farm, a 40k per-node, many, many node powerhouse, to make myself a fancy screensaver. Approximately equivalent to using the main laser on the Death Star to heat up one’s lunch.
August 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am currently using the office render farm, a 40k per-node, many, many node powerhouse, to make myself a fancy screensaver. Approximately equivalent to using the main laser on the Death Star to heat up one’s lunch.
I don’t know what this means but I think I it’s something about your mom
July 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don’t know what this means but I think I it’s something about your mom
Who told the Norwegians this was a thing?
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Who told the Norwegians this was a thing?
One thing Villeneuve’s first Dune movie never shows is how well maintained the roads are on Caladan.
July 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One thing Villeneuve’s first Dune movie never shows is how well maintained the roads are on Caladan.
One of the best parts of Norway, apart from the staggering beauty, is sitting on the patio of the hotel and watching the adorable robot mower meander around in the hill below.
July 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
One of the best parts of Norway, apart from the staggering beauty, is sitting on the patio of the hotel and watching the adorable robot mower meander around in the hill below.
It’s weird that I get to hang out at this place when basically nobody else is around.
July 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It’s weird that I get to hang out at this place when basically nobody else is around.
