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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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I think the coolest part of going to sleep is you get to stop being awake. Like all that awake shit I’ve been doing all day? No more
March 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I think the coolest part of going to sleep is you get to stop being awake. Like all that awake shit I’ve been doing all day? No more
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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Shoutout to the 5 types of clowns: Circus, birthday, evil, rodeo, and hamburger
November 17, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Shoutout to the 5 types of clowns: Circus, birthday, evil, rodeo, and hamburger
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A pony is still, hands down, the best gift you are going to get.
October 19, 2023 at 12:43 AM
A pony is still, hands down, the best gift you are going to get.
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I was inspired
October 19, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I was inspired
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Frogs are a type of vegetable. I'm not saying you should eat them, but the science is there.
October 21, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Frogs are a type of vegetable. I'm not saying you should eat them, but the science is there.
what are you supposed to post on these things ive forgotten
September 30, 2023 at 10:40 PM
what are you supposed to post on these things ive forgotten
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@whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social Gabe's balls are made out of frozen tapioca, he told me. He has to keep refreezing them, but they don't keep their shape well so they're all fucked up
August 22, 2023 at 9:10 PM
@whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social Gabe's balls are made out of frozen tapioca, he told me. He has to keep refreezing them, but they don't keep their shape well so they're all fucked up
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My friend: ah man she ghosted me
Me, who thinks being ghosted means being haunted: get the fuck away from me
Me, who thinks being ghosted means being haunted: get the fuck away from me
August 4, 2023 at 4:42 PM
My friend: ah man she ghosted me
Me, who thinks being ghosted means being haunted: get the fuck away from me
Me, who thinks being ghosted means being haunted: get the fuck away from me