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Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.

This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
He saw me frowning at him and very deliberately moved
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I realise to the uninformed this just sounds like me being a perv. Which is admittedly believable.
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You need to get your legs out
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You look like you've been lined up for target practise. Where's my BB gun?
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I've not actually seen the whole thing.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I assume you have Deutschland 83/86/89 on your list already?
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Make sure your brain is switched on!
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Use your imagination
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You're a good motivator. You should paint them instead.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oooooh they look great. Also I'm going to my toddler nieces birthday this weekend and was feeling like I hadn't made enough effort, and you've reminded me that baking is an easy win.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Suits you
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What a drone boy hears moments before becoming part of the hive mind
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The clothes are great but the ass is undeniable
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Those saws used to really freak me out as a kid - hated them
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Strong desire to orally ruin a boy with chastity horn and a wipe-clean outfit.
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I don't acknowledge enough that you have Arms.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
But Bond is just: every 15 years, suddenly the canon is wiped.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Stupid thing is, even if they did want to do a JBCU, the normal Bond MO would have a built-in safety net where they could fully reboot everything once a decade or so.
The MCU have proven that even the strongest "universe" has a lifespan.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Also:

Butt slime -> Throat Lube

The circle of life
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Plus having two Hive systems in the same app seems pretty buggy. Though I think the latest app update has improved that.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM