Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success
I'll eat your cake any time
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'll eat your cake any time
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
Downside of renovations in my house - I've had my playroom full of junk for over two months.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Downside of renovations in my house - I've had my playroom full of junk for over two months.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
My new book arrived at the local bookshop today! God knows when I'll actually get opportunity to read it, but exciting nonetheless.
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My new book arrived at the local bookshop today! God knows when I'll actually get opportunity to read it, but exciting nonetheless.
I did a bingo for a talented bottom that I wanted to gently introduce to filth. Much more appropriate, although slightly skewed towards the tastes of a specific sub.
October 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I did a bingo for a talented bottom that I wanted to gently introduce to filth. Much more appropriate, although slightly skewed towards the tastes of a specific sub.
There is no way that there wasn't a load of stuff cut from the edit of Bake Off last night about Iain's "goatse-themed" pie.
October 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
There is no way that there wasn't a load of stuff cut from the edit of Bake Off last night about Iain's "goatse-themed" pie.
Feels silly to make a big deal out of Locktober, given that @yossikink.bsky.social wears the cage all year. But any excuse for photos of my boy.
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Feels silly to make a big deal out of Locktober, given that @yossikink.bsky.social wears the cage all year. But any excuse for photos of my boy.
Tbf whilst I'm a bit overweight and I've got eye bags that make me look like I've been punched in the face, I do think my hair is extremely cute at the moment.
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tbf whilst I'm a bit overweight and I've got eye bags that make me look like I've been punched in the face, I do think my hair is extremely cute at the moment.
I think you can pump up those numbers
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think you can pump up those numbers
Sometimes I'm pretty sure he's teasing on purpose
September 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes I'm pretty sure he's teasing on purpose
26. Creative scene setup. Before I had my bathroom decorated, I built a "lid" for my bath that was capable of holding a boy inside it. I guess that counts!
September 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
26. Creative scene setup. Before I had my bathroom decorated, I built a "lid" for my bath that was capable of holding a boy inside it. I guess that counts!
12. I've commissioned my share of kinky art but actually not completely aligned with my biggest fetishes. Mostly social media decoration images, or illustrations for story ideas that I'm too distractable to write.
August 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
12. I've commissioned my share of kinky art but actually not completely aligned with my biggest fetishes. Mostly social media decoration images, or illustrations for story ideas that I'm too distractable to write.
10. I seem to remember these going down pretty well on the hellsite
August 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
10. I seem to remember these going down pretty well on the hellsite
The questionnaires that float around BlueSky are always a bit on the tame/random side, so have one of my own devising that hopefully should allow you to talk a bit about the things that get you off...
I will, of course, complete this myself based on interactions
I will, of course, complete this myself based on interactions
August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The questionnaires that float around BlueSky are always a bit on the tame/random side, so have one of my own devising that hopefully should allow you to talk a bit about the things that get you off...
I will, of course, complete this myself based on interactions
I will, of course, complete this myself based on interactions
Been looking through my photos of myself. Not found anything suitable for the "21 year old" chain that's going around. But you can have a slightly more grown up baby Theo.
August 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Been looking through my photos of myself. Not found anything suitable for the "21 year old" chain that's going around. But you can have a slightly more grown up baby Theo.
I've finally prepared myself for this heatwave now it's over
August 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I've finally prepared myself for this heatwave now it's over
I fear I may have slightly overengineered my fuck machine stand.
August 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I fear I may have slightly overengineered my fuck machine stand.
I was a bit over-enthusiastic
August 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I was a bit over-enthusiastic
Though, I am willing to do the obliterating myself...
August 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Though, I am willing to do the obliterating myself...
I tried to kiss a hundred Boysenbärs and they kicked me out of IKEA. Last time I listen to Chappell Roan's advice.
August 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I tried to kiss a hundred Boysenbärs and they kicked me out of IKEA. Last time I listen to Chappell Roan's advice.
Padded cell in my playroom is still not "padded" and is barely even a cell.
But it does now have a neat painted door, which means that I can finally photograph the playroom from any angle during sessions!
But it does now have a neat painted door, which means that I can finally photograph the playroom from any angle during sessions!
August 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Padded cell in my playroom is still not "padded" and is barely even a cell.
But it does now have a neat painted door, which means that I can finally photograph the playroom from any angle during sessions!
But it does now have a neat painted door, which means that I can finally photograph the playroom from any angle during sessions!