Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
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Theo
@kinkytheo.com
· Aug 4
Trying to do work in the playroom and being very very distracted by the boy teasing me...
Every time I clean my shelves I feel like I'm gonna break my tentacle pot, but Rose somehow manages to get them through the post in one piece.
Though unwrapping them is like a very stressful solo game of pass the parcel. Or surgery.
Though unwrapping them is like a very stressful solo game of pass the parcel. Or surgery.
The long awaited time lapse of how i wrap my tentacle pots for shipping! Lots of bubblewrap around all the limbs then layered up to make a big ball and then secured in the box with paper all around!
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Every time I clean my shelves I feel like I'm gonna break my tentacle pot, but Rose somehow manages to get them through the post in one piece.
Though unwrapping them is like a very stressful solo game of pass the parcel. Or surgery.
Though unwrapping them is like a very stressful solo game of pass the parcel. Or surgery.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Sure, Metacritic and RottenTomatoes have their merits, but they're no match for the best method of finding new series to watch: gifs of male nudity on Tumblr
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sure, Metacritic and RottenTomatoes have their merits, but they're no match for the best method of finding new series to watch: gifs of male nudity on Tumblr
Once a month, the Kindle store tries to make me read a book about closeted sports stars falling in love, and I've never been remotely tempted. But... casting hot young men to actually act one of them out might prove more persuasive
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
Official Trailer | Heated Rivalry (Crave Original)
YouTube video by Crave
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Once a month, the Kindle store tries to make me read a book about closeted sports stars falling in love, and I've never been remotely tempted. But... casting hot young men to actually act one of them out might prove more persuasive
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
AI is not fit for purpose if it can't tell the difference between being called a little f*g on Twitter (negative) and being called a little f*g on Grindr (positive)
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
AI is not fit for purpose if it can't tell the difference between being called a little f*g on Twitter (negative) and being called a little f*g on Grindr (positive)
I've said it before but the Venn diagram of people who:
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I've said it before but the Venn diagram of people who:
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
Got this to the party with minimal damage, managed to wear it for long enough that it was worth the effort. Spent the night with my boyfriend, managed to piss in the host. A good night all round.
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Got this to the party with minimal damage, managed to wear it for long enough that it was worth the effort. Spent the night with my boyfriend, managed to piss in the host. A good night all round.
If this had been Churchill's message during the war I feel I would be more patriotic
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If this had been Churchill's message during the war I feel I would be more patriotic
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
Just had an extremely expensive 30 mins. My new bed just got delivered and won't fit up my stairs, and then drove to my hair appointment and pretty sure my car headlights have stopped working.
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just had an extremely expensive 30 mins. My new bed just got delivered and won't fit up my stairs, and then drove to my hair appointment and pretty sure my car headlights have stopped working.
Trying a rewatch of Stargate Universe again. They tried so hard to make everyone complicated, and everyone is just so fucking unlikeable.
The "comic relief" audience insert character is so whiny about being friend zoned by the "hot girl" on the ship that he just comes across as a massive incel.
The "comic relief" audience insert character is so whiny about being friend zoned by the "hot girl" on the ship that he just comes across as a massive incel.
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trying a rewatch of Stargate Universe again. They tried so hard to make everyone complicated, and everyone is just so fucking unlikeable.
The "comic relief" audience insert character is so whiny about being friend zoned by the "hot girl" on the ship that he just comes across as a massive incel.
The "comic relief" audience insert character is so whiny about being friend zoned by the "hot girl" on the ship that he just comes across as a massive incel.
Is there anything worse than starting a thread that gets some attention with a typo?
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Is there anything worse than starting a thread that gets some attention with a typo?
I bet I'd be able to sell this as a perfect solution to Locktober boys. No painful cage, regardless of how horny you get, plus a month of being able to just piss anywhere. Where is the downside?
1 - no more chastity. Just a portal established over the boys dick and balls, so that his whole package was hanging from my playroom wall (over a drain) and he just had a Ken-doll crotch. Can get as hard as he likes, but can't finish the job. Also I can remotely edge him whenever I feel like it.
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I bet I'd be able to sell this as a perfect solution to Locktober boys. No painful cage, regardless of how horny you get, plus a month of being able to just piss anywhere. Where is the downside?
Of the top of my head - thinking with portals, a thread...
I would be so evil if I had a portal gun
October 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Of the top of my head - thinking with portals, a thread...
Furry artists are such perverts - bless them!
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Furry artists are such perverts - bless them!
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
I'm a big supporter of women's sport but...
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I'm a big supporter of women's sport but...
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
Big appreciation for the workmen who bring apprentice twinks. They could charge extra for this service.
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Big appreciation for the workmen who bring apprentice twinks. They could charge extra for this service.
Hold your friends down by the throat while you whisper filth into their ear
cuddle your friends. give your friends little kisses on the cheek. hold your friends hand when you walk down the street. play with your friends hair. nothing is stopping you from enjoying physical intimacy with a loved one just because they're a friend and not a romantic or sexual partner.
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Hold your friends down by the throat while you whisper filth into their ear
Chatting with my boyfriend about all the things I'm going to do today, while I sit on my sofa in my dressing gown and the hours tick away.
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Chatting with my boyfriend about all the things I'm going to do today, while I sit on my sofa in my dressing gown and the hours tick away.
My biggest takeaway from season 20 of Taskmaster is that Maisie Adam isn't a lesbian
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My biggest takeaway from season 20 of Taskmaster is that Maisie Adam isn't a lesbian
Plumber just told me not to use my toilet for 24 hours. Guess I'm ringing round local boys and asking if one of them wants a job.
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Plumber just told me not to use my toilet for 24 hours. Guess I'm ringing round local boys and asking if one of them wants a job.
Downside of renovations in my house - I've had my playroom full of junk for over two months.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Downside of renovations in my house - I've had my playroom full of junk for over two months.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.
People are used to 11‐digit mobile phone numbers.
In ye olden days (the 90s) with landlines you only had to memorise 6 digits. And in my local area all the numbers started with 26 or 27.
This wasn't the feat of memory that modern kids think it must have been.
In ye olden days (the 90s) with landlines you only had to memorise 6 digits. And in my local area all the numbers started with 26 or 27.
This wasn't the feat of memory that modern kids think it must have been.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
People are used to 11‐digit mobile phone numbers.
In ye olden days (the 90s) with landlines you only had to memorise 6 digits. And in my local area all the numbers started with 26 or 27.
This wasn't the feat of memory that modern kids think it must have been.
In ye olden days (the 90s) with landlines you only had to memorise 6 digits. And in my local area all the numbers started with 26 or 27.
This wasn't the feat of memory that modern kids think it must have been.
When you search a Marvel shirt they've all got a big nerd aesthetic. To work right, this shirt would need to be loudly queer. Cropped and/or mesh and/or rainbow.
i need a 'magneto was right' t-shirt but i can never find one satisfying enough
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When you search a Marvel shirt they've all got a big nerd aesthetic. To work right, this shirt would need to be loudly queer. Cropped and/or mesh and/or rainbow.