Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
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Theo
@kinkytheo.com
· Aug 4
Trying to do work in the playroom and being very very distracted by the boy teasing me...
Had a momentary subby moment this evening (probably wine induced) but my former dom was piss shy so he missed his chance for some nostalgic domination.
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Had a momentary subby moment this evening (probably wine induced) but my former dom was piss shy so he missed his chance for some nostalgic domination.
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This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time
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Blessings for the New Year.
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Blessings for the New Year.
Happy New Year, phone people! I fear I may forget at midnight.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Happy New Year, phone people! I fear I may forget at midnight.
2025 has been a bit up and down. One of my closest friends died in September. And the world is rather going to shit.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
2025 has been a bit up and down. One of my closest friends died in September. And the world is rather going to shit.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
Being extra queer for the NYE festivities
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Being extra queer for the NYE festivities
I just make sure to pee during
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I just make sure to pee during
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This would absolutely do it for some of you
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This would absolutely do it for some of you
Wow you all really like these two huh? I'd say you should watch more football but honestly the PL is pretty barren aside from these two. Watch some F1.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Wow you all really like these two huh? I'd say you should watch more football but honestly the PL is pretty barren aside from these two. Watch some F1.
Can't take football commentators seriously when they're reeling off statistics about Archie Gray if they're not even going to mention how fuckable he is.
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Can't take football commentators seriously when they're reeling off statistics about Archie Gray if they're not even going to mention how fuckable he is.
Back in his right place after the coziness of Christmas
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Back in his right place after the coziness of Christmas
TRIGA Productions circa 2005
fucking cadets
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
TRIGA Productions circa 2005
Feeling very lucky that the boy was willing to endure my full family for Boxing Day, including four under 8s. He's the best.
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Feeling very lucky that the boy was willing to endure my full family for Boxing Day, including four under 8s. He's the best.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
Favourite boys
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Favourite boys
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
JetLag UK does have the added excitement I had hoped for, where I think I actually know where the hider is before he reveals it. And the seekers are travelling through places I know well.
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
JetLag UK does have the added excitement I had hoped for, where I think I actually know where the hider is before he reveals it. And the seekers are travelling through places I know well.
Not to be soppy about it but my favourite photos from this year have a bit of a theme.
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not to be soppy about it but my favourite photos from this year have a bit of a theme.
Write a story in 10000 words = it helps to be good at English
Write a story in 10 words = it helps to be good at logic problems
Write a story in 10 words = it helps to be good at logic problems
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Write a story in 10000 words = it helps to be good at English
Write a story in 10 words = it helps to be good at logic problems
Write a story in 10 words = it helps to be good at logic problems
Frat party invite? You're popular now? No - you're the entertainment.
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Frat party invite? You're popular now? No - you're the entertainment.
Every time I see this in my feed, I miss the second speech bubble in panel 1, and read it as the priest instantly clocking him as a f*g
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every time I see this in my feed, I miss the second speech bubble in panel 1, and read it as the priest instantly clocking him as a f*g
Do you know what I don't see people complain about?
"Female attendants may operate in these toilets"
I guess the "risks of being around penises in bathrooms" don't apply if you're on the minimum wage.
"Female attendants may operate in these toilets"
I guess the "risks of being around penises in bathrooms" don't apply if you're on the minimum wage.
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Do you know what I don't see people complain about?
"Female attendants may operate in these toilets"
I guess the "risks of being around penises in bathrooms" don't apply if you're on the minimum wage.
"Female attendants may operate in these toilets"
I guess the "risks of being around penises in bathrooms" don't apply if you're on the minimum wage.
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Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
Not 'x' as in "I'm a modern guy who is comfortable expressing affection with the people in my life", but 'x' as in "I think you're fucking hot and I want to pin you against the wall by your throat"
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Not 'x' as in "I'm a modern guy who is comfortable expressing affection with the people in my life", but 'x' as in "I think you're fucking hot and I want to pin you against the wall by your throat"
Well it's been a while but today I did the old favourite trick of smiling at a cute fem twink and then realising she was just a lesbian.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Well it's been a while but today I did the old favourite trick of smiling at a cute fem twink and then realising she was just a lesbian.