George Costanza
@kingwatermelon.bsky.social
Expect the Unexpected.
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….what.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: President Trump's Justice Department and FBI have concluded they have no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a "client list” or was murdered, according to a memo detailing the findings obtained by Axios.
Exclusive: DOJ, FBI conclude Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," committed suicide
The findings represent the first time Trump's administration has officially contradicted conspiracy theories about Epstein's activities and his death.
www.axios.com
July 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
….what.
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I could eat an everything bagel everyday
June 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I could eat an everything bagel everyday
I went from plain to everything bagels so fast, I never grew into a simple bagel life I went straight to the best.
June 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I went from plain to everything bagels so fast, I never grew into a simple bagel life I went straight to the best.
I liked that one show about the sad horse.
May 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I liked that one show about the sad horse.
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Thou shalt focus on the current president's throbbing insanity and dementia. The previous president is no longer president and so it no longer matters.
May 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thou shalt focus on the current president's throbbing insanity and dementia. The previous president is no longer president and so it no longer matters.
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Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995
May 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995
I’ve become hermit and I don’t know how to stop.
May 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’ve become hermit and I don’t know how to stop.
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There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
May 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
Finally deleted the retired bird app. I think I’ll post the ramblings here now. Sorry to everyone involved.
May 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally deleted the retired bird app. I think I’ll post the ramblings here now. Sorry to everyone involved.
The ‘Chicken Jockey’ effect is similar to the Barbra Streisand effect or more closer to the Reverse Psychology dilemma parents find themselves in, I say don’t do this, you do it, I say to do it, now you have an excuse to do it.
April 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The ‘Chicken Jockey’ effect is similar to the Barbra Streisand effect or more closer to the Reverse Psychology dilemma parents find themselves in, I say don’t do this, you do it, I say to do it, now you have an excuse to do it.
Pokemon Sword was weird.
March 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Pokemon Sword was weird.
Pokémon Za sounds like it’d take me back to 1998 Pizza Hut shit. 👀
March 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Pokémon Za sounds like it’d take me back to 1998 Pizza Hut shit. 👀
I just opened tiktok and it played that Vera Keys song about meeting again some sunny day while telling me I can use it anymore and I got a little sad.
January 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I just opened tiktok and it played that Vera Keys song about meeting again some sunny day while telling me I can use it anymore and I got a little sad.
There was a weird amount of catharsis I gained from watching a 25 year old blue dog cross a finish line in first place.
December 31, 2024 at 4:27 AM
There was a weird amount of catharsis I gained from watching a 25 year old blue dog cross a finish line in first place.
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All physical copies of games deserve to have a full fledged manual in them again 🗿
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
All physical copies of games deserve to have a full fledged manual in them again 🗿
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PITCH FOR ONION HEADLINE:
Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome
Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 AM
PITCH FOR ONION HEADLINE:
Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome
Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome
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Yeah, I wanted Kamala Harris to win, but I won’t storm the Capitol because she lost.
November 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Yeah, I wanted Kamala Harris to win, but I won’t storm the Capitol because she lost.
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I just love that my feed here is 99.9% cats and video games because 99.9% of what I want to experience in life is cats and video games.
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I just love that my feed here is 99.9% cats and video games because 99.9% of what I want to experience in life is cats and video games.
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
Give me your Pokémon friend code for this new pack cracking simulator
November 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Give me your Pokémon friend code for this new pack cracking simulator
After watching an idea I had get bastardized by someone else with the same idea. I’ve figured not to be discouraged by works like mine, but inspired to add to the collection.
If only one person wrote the stories they’d all be told the same way.
If only one person wrote the stories they’d all be told the same way.
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
After watching an idea I had get bastardized by someone else with the same idea. I’ve figured not to be discouraged by works like mine, but inspired to add to the collection.
If only one person wrote the stories they’d all be told the same way.
If only one person wrote the stories they’d all be told the same way.
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Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
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a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself
November 15, 2024 at 8:45 AM
a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself