King Surly Dave
kingsurlydave.bsky.social
King Surly Dave
@kingsurlydave.bsky.social
Go ahead. Have a little as a treat. You've been good.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Target Execs: "Hey AI, how can we fix our absolutely shattered reputation?"

AI: "Have you tried having your employees act like they're in Children of the Corn and stalk your customers"

Target Execs: "Uhh, thats a bit too scary."

AI: "Have you read The Stepford Wives?"

Target Execs: "Send it."
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Did he at least provide you some dressing with that word salad?
August 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Yeah, but unless someone destroys the phylactery he'll just be back.
March 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Holy crap this! Avasarala is absolutely amazing.
February 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When filming, did you use the horse?

...I'll see myself out, no need to get security involved.
January 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I always thought it was people announcing that they were premature ejaculators to the general public.

"Hey, if you wait for just a little bit, it will.."
"YEAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH MURICA"
"..."
December 31, 2024 at 11:09 PM
What if your dad walks in?
December 5, 2024 at 12:01 AM
"Hey Kip! Thanks for the pen."
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
For me its "Ten years! Ten Yeeeeaaaaaars Ten years!"
December 4, 2024 at 10:13 PM
In this guild....are there meetings?
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Bing bing bang! Popcorn!
December 4, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Why is my brain trying to rewrite the lyrics of "O Canada" to "O Charlie-Dog"?
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM