Well, in all fairness it IS called a "Fire Hydrant"...

It's fascinating that during a time when wrestling fans are debating whether or not Chris Benoit (who killed his wife & child then himself) should be in the Hall of Fame, that they also boo the ever loving shit out of a racist, union busting shitbag like Hulk Hogan.

Might be a lesson in there.

Throwback to that time when I came across this on my Vons app...

Las Vegas produces an interesting time paradox.
No matter how much time you spend there, it is simultaneously too long and also too short.

I feel like the people who lost money buying cryptocurrency being sold by a girl who was made famous 30 minutes ago via a blowjob reference in a street interview were probably going to lose that money anyway to someone selling magic beans or rocks that prevent tiger attacks.

I read that Mike Tyson once offered a zookeeper $10,000 to let him punch a silverback gorilla that was bullying the others.

If I ever achieve half of that level of self confidence, I would rule the entire planet with an iron fist and big red clown shoes.

Sometimes it definitely doesn't suck to live here...

My sister and I are very much alike except when it comes to mornings....

I know things are on the express train to a terrifying hellscape, so take a few moments to appreciate how much Capt Meowcolm enjoys getting his face brushed.

Knowing Netflix's history, I wouldn't be surprised if they cancel the Tyson vs Paul fight before the ending.