King Squeeze
@kingsqueeze.bsky.social
Big dumb nerd who goes to the gym sometimes
Forever haunted by Tit Nun
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Forever haunted by Tit Nun
Made a cider press (and cider) yesterday
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Made a cider press (and cider) yesterday
Had an unexpectedly empty sauna
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Had an unexpectedly empty sauna
My Drs office lists past appointments as "previous encounters" and it makes me feel like a cryptid
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My Drs office lists past appointments as "previous encounters" and it makes me feel like a cryptid
Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back
Anybody have spare Aegislashes or mega rising chandelures they'd be willing to trade me in ptcgp? The 3♦️ pulls always elude me 🙄
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Anybody have spare Aegislashes or mega rising chandelures they'd be willing to trade me in ptcgp? The 3♦️ pulls always elude me 🙄
Brought back my sexy Luigi costume for a last-minute decision to go to the gay bar for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Brought back my sexy Luigi costume for a last-minute decision to go to the gay bar for Halloween
Should I give out whistles for Halloween and become the parents' most hated house on the block?
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Should I give out whistles for Halloween and become the parents' most hated house on the block?
Don't they mean "pumpkin video head cleaners"?
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don't they mean "pumpkin video head cleaners"?
I have once again been mauled by the Beast
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I have once again been mauled by the Beast
Tomatoes are such weird plants because you'll slightly over water them and they'll be like "ough father I am drowning 😟" but if you chop their stems off and stick em in water they're all "mmm, yes, I will thrive here"
October 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Tomatoes are such weird plants because you'll slightly over water them and they'll be like "ough father I am drowning 😟" but if you chop their stems off and stick em in water they're all "mmm, yes, I will thrive here"
One of those mornings
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One of those mornings
The TV in the locker room is always playing Bluey for some reason
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The TV in the locker room is always playing Bluey for some reason
Almost done with joctober and hadn't posted yet
October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Almost done with joctober and hadn't posted yet
Reposted by King Squeeze
Just thinking about things
September 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just thinking about things
Tbt that time I forgot to bring fresh undies to the gym
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tbt that time I forgot to bring fresh undies to the gym
Got this year's sunflower jelly canned
October 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Got this year's sunflower jelly canned
Would you rather buy something that's very expensive but practical and not as exciting or something that's merely expensive but fun and with more limited use cases?
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Would you rather buy something that's very expensive but practical and not as exciting or something that's merely expensive but fun and with more limited use cases?
I was repotting my catnip today and this beast stopped by to writhe in the clippings
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I was repotting my catnip today and this beast stopped by to writhe in the clippings
Every once in a while I'll get a random rude comment on a post from an account that doesn't follow me and when I go to their page it's clear they're just trying to rage bait for engagement.
It's like... babygirl please love yourself.
It's like... babygirl please love yourself.
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Every once in a while I'll get a random rude comment on a post from an account that doesn't follow me and when I go to their page it's clear they're just trying to rage bait for engagement.
It's like... babygirl please love yourself.
It's like... babygirl please love yourself.
Made this jank-ass lathe out of that old motor that I broke and then fixed. It's not powerful enough to produce a useful amount of resistance and I have to manually start it turning but, hey, I did it, right?
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Made this jank-ass lathe out of that old motor that I broke and then fixed. It's not powerful enough to produce a useful amount of resistance and I have to manually start it turning but, hey, I did it, right?
Dad gives you this look in the locker room. Wyd?
October 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dad gives you this look in the locker room. Wyd?
Jocktober, locktober, orctober, macrotober... October truly is the month of kink
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jocktober, locktober, orctober, macrotober... October truly is the month of kink