King Squeeze
@kingsqueeze.bsky.social
Big dumb nerd who goes to the gym sometimes
Forever haunted by Tit Nun
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Forever haunted by Tit Nun
Made a cider press (and cider) yesterday
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Made a cider press (and cider) yesterday
Had an unexpectedly empty sauna
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Had an unexpectedly empty sauna
Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back
Brought back my sexy Luigi costume for a last-minute decision to go to the gay bar for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Brought back my sexy Luigi costume for a last-minute decision to go to the gay bar for Halloween
Don't they mean "pumpkin video head cleaners"?
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don't they mean "pumpkin video head cleaners"?
I have once again been mauled by the Beast
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I have once again been mauled by the Beast
One of those mornings
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One of those mornings
The TV in the locker room is always playing Bluey for some reason
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The TV in the locker room is always playing Bluey for some reason
Almost done with joctober and hadn't posted yet
October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Almost done with joctober and hadn't posted yet
Tbt that time I forgot to bring fresh undies to the gym
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tbt that time I forgot to bring fresh undies to the gym
Got this year's sunflower jelly canned
October 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Got this year's sunflower jelly canned
I was repotting my catnip today and this beast stopped by to writhe in the clippings
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I was repotting my catnip today and this beast stopped by to writhe in the clippings
Proof that it at least runs lol
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Proof that it at least runs lol
Made this jank-ass lathe out of that old motor that I broke and then fixed. It's not powerful enough to produce a useful amount of resistance and I have to manually start it turning but, hey, I did it, right?
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Made this jank-ass lathe out of that old motor that I broke and then fixed. It's not powerful enough to produce a useful amount of resistance and I have to manually start it turning but, hey, I did it, right?
Dad gives you this look in the locker room. Wyd?
October 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dad gives you this look in the locker room. Wyd?
Tummy/titty Tuesday
September 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Tummy/titty Tuesday
All of this hair is from ONE dog
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All of this hair is from ONE dog
Puppy blowout day
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Puppy blowout day
Made frames out of leftover khaya for some art the husbeast got
September 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Made frames out of leftover khaya for some art the husbeast got
Fin new sticker :3c
September 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fin new sticker :3c