Mango Fett
@kingpremierkhan.bsky.social
He/Him
"Hatred is to the soul what cancer is to the body" -A Smart Guy probably
"Hatred is to the soul what cancer is to the body" -A Smart Guy probably
Girls go to college to gain more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Celebrities go to Epstein Island to do [[ABSOLUTELY NOTHING]]
This message was approved by Every Famous Person for no reason whatsoever
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Celebrities go to Epstein Island to do [[ABSOLUTELY NOTHING]]
This message was approved by Every Famous Person for no reason whatsoever
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Girls go to college to gain more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Celebrities go to Epstein Island to do [[ABSOLUTELY NOTHING]]
This message was approved by Every Famous Person for no reason whatsoever
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Celebrities go to Epstein Island to do [[ABSOLUTELY NOTHING]]
This message was approved by Every Famous Person for no reason whatsoever
Trump introducing his Cabinet Appointees
April 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Trump introducing his Cabinet Appointees
Another Banger Meme from my Family on WhatsApp (credit to my Dad this time)
April 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Another Banger Meme from my Family on WhatsApp (credit to my Dad this time)
But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
And if you close yours eyes, does it almost feel like you've been here before?
There is only one logical path forward; FDR for 2028! ❤️ 💙
And if you close yours eyes, does it almost feel like you've been here before?
There is only one logical path forward; FDR for 2028! ❤️ 💙
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
And if you close yours eyes, does it almost feel like you've been here before?
There is only one logical path forward; FDR for 2028! ❤️ 💙
And if you close yours eyes, does it almost feel like you've been here before?
There is only one logical path forward; FDR for 2028! ❤️ 💙
Sounds about right
Luigi Mangione is the 21st century's John Brown now I guess 🔥🇺🇸
Luigi Mangione is the 21st century's John Brown now I guess 🔥🇺🇸
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sounds about right
Luigi Mangione is the 21st century's John Brown now I guess 🔥🇺🇸
Luigi Mangione is the 21st century's John Brown now I guess 🔥🇺🇸
"We're gonna erect another big beautiful wall and we're gonna call it the. Cotten curtain ladies and gentlemen isn't that just wonderful? The great big Cotten Curtain. Quite possibly, the greatest curtain ever constructed in the history of all mankind" - Don Ambrose Fauntroy
We're creating the Canada from the C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America mockumentary.
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney:
"If the United States no longer wants to lead, Canada will."
This is what real leadership looks like.
"If the United States no longer wants to lead, Canada will."
This is what real leadership looks like.
April 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"We're gonna erect another big beautiful wall and we're gonna call it the. Cotten curtain ladies and gentlemen isn't that just wonderful? The great big Cotten Curtain. Quite possibly, the greatest curtain ever constructed in the history of all mankind" - Don Ambrose Fauntroy
Oh my god, Farage is just a little bitch isn't he? Holy shit...
Forget "I say jump, you say how high?" This is "I say bend over, you say how far daddy?"
Grow a pair already Nigel. Christ!
Forget "I say jump, you say how high?" This is "I say bend over, you say how far daddy?"
Grow a pair already Nigel. Christ!
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Oh my god, Farage is just a little bitch isn't he? Holy shit...
Forget "I say jump, you say how high?" This is "I say bend over, you say how far daddy?"
Grow a pair already Nigel. Christ!
Forget "I say jump, you say how high?" This is "I say bend over, you say how far daddy?"
Grow a pair already Nigel. Christ!
Now that Susan Crawford has won the election, who else is hyped to see Elon Musk go on Fox News for another crying temper tantrum? 🍿 🍿 🍿
Sorry Elon, facts dont care about your feelings, and the fact is, even with your bribery, nobody likes you!!!
Wittle baby Ewon gonna go cwy on Fox News 🤣
Sorry Elon, facts dont care about your feelings, and the fact is, even with your bribery, nobody likes you!!!
Wittle baby Ewon gonna go cwy on Fox News 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Now that Susan Crawford has won the election, who else is hyped to see Elon Musk go on Fox News for another crying temper tantrum? 🍿 🍿 🍿
Sorry Elon, facts dont care about your feelings, and the fact is, even with your bribery, nobody likes you!!!
Wittle baby Ewon gonna go cwy on Fox News 🤣
Sorry Elon, facts dont care about your feelings, and the fact is, even with your bribery, nobody likes you!!!
Wittle baby Ewon gonna go cwy on Fox News 🤣
I'm losing my shit laughing at this stupid fucking image oh my god. I can't... 💀
April 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm losing my shit laughing at this stupid fucking image oh my god. I can't... 💀
Shout out to New Jersey Senator Cory Booker for resisting with a filibuster in the Senate. Despite his grand posturing, Trump has shown time and again that he caves to pressure, now more than ever Democrats must fight back!
Also, insert obligatory Cory in the Senate Joke 🔥
God Speed Senator! ❤️
Also, insert obligatory Cory in the Senate Joke 🔥
God Speed Senator! ❤️
April 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Shout out to New Jersey Senator Cory Booker for resisting with a filibuster in the Senate. Despite his grand posturing, Trump has shown time and again that he caves to pressure, now more than ever Democrats must fight back!
Also, insert obligatory Cory in the Senate Joke 🔥
God Speed Senator! ❤️
Also, insert obligatory Cory in the Senate Joke 🔥
God Speed Senator! ❤️
Happy Transgender Day of Visibility to all my Dear Friends and Strangers across the world. Like I said in my earlier posts these are trying times (especially for my Yankee mates) so I just wanna say don't worry about the future, I (and so many others) got your back no matter what 💪🏳️⚧️♥️
Stay Strong!
Stay Strong!
March 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Happy Transgender Day of Visibility to all my Dear Friends and Strangers across the world. Like I said in my earlier posts these are trying times (especially for my Yankee mates) so I just wanna say don't worry about the future, I (and so many others) got your back no matter what 💪🏳️⚧️♥️
Stay Strong!
Stay Strong!
Is it just like, a rule that every Kennedy has holes on their brain?
Top FDA vaccine expert blasts RFK Jr. as he’s forced out
Top FDA vaccine expert blasts RFK Jr. as he’s forced out
The news came days after a vaccine skeptic was tapped to lead a federal study on the links between autism and vaccines
www.independent.co.uk
March 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Is it just like, a rule that every Kennedy has holes on their brain?
Not an American but I have many American friends who are personally impacted by the shit show in Washington rn.
I won't ramble or post some massive wall nobody will actually read, don't worry.
I just want to say, to my dear friends and also strangers dealing with this crap, I got your back 💪 ❤️ 🇺🇸
I won't ramble or post some massive wall nobody will actually read, don't worry.
I just want to say, to my dear friends and also strangers dealing with this crap, I got your back 💪 ❤️ 🇺🇸
March 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Not an American but I have many American friends who are personally impacted by the shit show in Washington rn.
I won't ramble or post some massive wall nobody will actually read, don't worry.
I just want to say, to my dear friends and also strangers dealing with this crap, I got your back 💪 ❤️ 🇺🇸
I won't ramble or post some massive wall nobody will actually read, don't worry.
I just want to say, to my dear friends and also strangers dealing with this crap, I got your back 💪 ❤️ 🇺🇸
I've heard a lot of people say that Robert F. Kennedy Jr has got a worm in his brain. Well I'm just here to say that is incredibly cruel...
The poor thing is gonna starve 💔🙏
The poor thing is gonna starve 💔🙏
March 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I've heard a lot of people say that Robert F. Kennedy Jr has got a worm in his brain. Well I'm just here to say that is incredibly cruel...
The poor thing is gonna starve 💔🙏
The poor thing is gonna starve 💔🙏
Still can't believe my Mum sent me this shit 🔥 (Makes for a Good First Post lol)
March 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Still can't believe my Mum sent me this shit 🔥 (Makes for a Good First Post lol)