“ALRIGHT! Calm down before flatten your face!… …Croc..”

Bowser scratched his cheek awkwardly. This kremling was not comparable to his own..

“Maybe it is too soon f’us t’get along. Bleh.”

He scratched his cheek awkwardly. Why’s he think that’d go well?

“..I weren’t expectin’ it f’free! Guess your massages would be lame anyway.”

"Love that cute puffy face ya do when ya get angry. Bwehehehe.

Don't get your bananas in a bunch! Actually use some of that tension 'n' give me a massage. My shoulder's been feelin' stiff and the other half's been away."

“….. Wait…

Did you. King K.Rool just go outta your way t’say you’re not somethin’ special? BWAH HAHAHAHA!

Ya know what? I’ll take it! You can come from where ever ya want!”

“I thought you were smarter than this Rool.. ‘Course ya did!

Ya think ya come from an egg or somethin’?!

"...Ah boy.

Has no one told you the story of the birds 'n' the bees?.. Well listen up! First a Papa meets a Mama, or in my second brat's case, a Papa meets a Papa. Then they make a wish on a star. Then if the wish gets granted, a stork delivers 'em a baby.

So guess where you come from!"

“Not talkin’ about the Koopalings but Junior and uh..”

He paused. Should he mention his youngest son?.. He hadn’t’t really announced him to the world, not that he was really a secret but still..

“..My other one, Kruzser was delivered t’my castle by stork! How’d ya think ya get babies?!”

“Wait.. They have a name??

..Well I still don’t buy it! You have no kids t’go with her. Fake! Anyone could come up with a name on the spot.”

"What's your wife's name?

Why've I never heard about her?"

“Got ya… We’ll thanks f’that then.. I wanna avoid Junior talkin’ t’weirdos. Never had this internet stuff growin’ up myself..

Ya do other stuff then?”