𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆. (#14)
@kingofawesome.bsky.social
Roleplay Account for King Bowser Koopa || SFW || Written by #Waru || #Koopapack || Shipped with KoastalKing.bsky.social
“ALRIGHT! Calm down before flatten your face!… …Croc..”
Bowser scratched his cheek awkwardly. This kremling was not comparable to his own..
“Maybe it is too soon f’us t’get along. Bleh.”
Bowser scratched his cheek awkwardly. This kremling was not comparable to his own..
“Maybe it is too soon f’us t’get along. Bleh.”
August 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“ALRIGHT! Calm down before flatten your face!… …Croc..”
Bowser scratched his cheek awkwardly. This kremling was not comparable to his own..
“Maybe it is too soon f’us t’get along. Bleh.”
Bowser scratched his cheek awkwardly. This kremling was not comparable to his own..
“Maybe it is too soon f’us t’get along. Bleh.”
He scratched his cheek awkwardly. Why’s he think that’d go well?
“..I weren’t expectin’ it f’free! Guess your massages would be lame anyway.”
“..I weren’t expectin’ it f’free! Guess your massages would be lame anyway.”
August 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He scratched his cheek awkwardly. Why’s he think that’d go well?
“..I weren’t expectin’ it f’free! Guess your massages would be lame anyway.”
“..I weren’t expectin’ it f’free! Guess your massages would be lame anyway.”
"Love that cute puffy face ya do when ya get angry. Bwehehehe.
Don't get your bananas in a bunch! Actually use some of that tension 'n' give me a massage. My shoulder's been feelin' stiff and the other half's been away."
Don't get your bananas in a bunch! Actually use some of that tension 'n' give me a massage. My shoulder's been feelin' stiff and the other half's been away."
August 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Love that cute puffy face ya do when ya get angry. Bwehehehe.
Don't get your bananas in a bunch! Actually use some of that tension 'n' give me a massage. My shoulder's been feelin' stiff and the other half's been away."
Don't get your bananas in a bunch! Actually use some of that tension 'n' give me a massage. My shoulder's been feelin' stiff and the other half's been away."
“….. Wait…
Did you. King K.Rool just go outta your way t’say you’re not somethin’ special? BWAH HAHAHAHA!
Ya know what? I’ll take it! You can come from where ever ya want!”
Did you. King K.Rool just go outta your way t’say you’re not somethin’ special? BWAH HAHAHAHA!
Ya know what? I’ll take it! You can come from where ever ya want!”
August 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“….. Wait…
Did you. King K.Rool just go outta your way t’say you’re not somethin’ special? BWAH HAHAHAHA!
Ya know what? I’ll take it! You can come from where ever ya want!”
Did you. King K.Rool just go outta your way t’say you’re not somethin’ special? BWAH HAHAHAHA!
Ya know what? I’ll take it! You can come from where ever ya want!”
“Hey! Hey! I was so confused! I was beside myself! BWAH HAHAHA!”
August 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Hey! Hey! I was so confused! I was beside myself! BWAH HAHAHA!”
@koastalking.bsky.social
“Rool!
If I find out you’re married ‘n’ have a wife then I’m blowin’ up your island and keepin’ Kruzser!”
“Rool!
If I find out you’re married ‘n’ have a wife then I’m blowin’ up your island and keepin’ Kruzser!”
August 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@koastalking.bsky.social
“Rool!
If I find out you’re married ‘n’ have a wife then I’m blowin’ up your island and keepin’ Kruzser!”
“Rool!
If I find out you’re married ‘n’ have a wife then I’m blowin’ up your island and keepin’ Kruzser!”
“Wait.. They have a name??
..Well I still don’t buy it! You have no kids t’go with her. Fake! Anyone could come up with a name on the spot.”
..Well I still don’t buy it! You have no kids t’go with her. Fake! Anyone could come up with a name on the spot.”
August 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Wait.. They have a name??
..Well I still don’t buy it! You have no kids t’go with her. Fake! Anyone could come up with a name on the spot.”
..Well I still don’t buy it! You have no kids t’go with her. Fake! Anyone could come up with a name on the spot.”
“The King of Swoon is back!”
June 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“The King of Swoon is back!”
"Anyone that suggests I'm Mario's pal gets an all expenses paid stay in a cage suspended over lava!"
April 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Anyone that suggests I'm Mario's pal gets an all expenses paid stay in a cage suspended over lava!"
“Who gave the depressed TV double cherries?
One was enough.”
One was enough.”
April 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“Who gave the depressed TV double cherries?
One was enough.”
One was enough.”
"It's been a while! What did I miss?"
April 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"It's been a while! What did I miss?"
"Where're these String Beans comin' from?!
Gonna need t'send 'em a cease 'n' desist if their numbers keep growin'.
'Looks like the garden needs prunin'."
Gonna need t'send 'em a cease 'n' desist if their numbers keep growin'.
'Looks like the garden needs prunin'."
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Where're these String Beans comin' from?!
Gonna need t'send 'em a cease 'n' desist if their numbers keep growin'.
'Looks like the garden needs prunin'."
Gonna need t'send 'em a cease 'n' desist if their numbers keep growin'.
'Looks like the garden needs prunin'."
"They'll be datin' by next week."
February 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"They'll be datin' by next week."
“The Me army is growin’!
Let’s wreck those plumbers.”
Let’s wreck those plumbers.”
February 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“The Me army is growin’!
Let’s wreck those plumbers.”
Let’s wreck those plumbers.”
"And ya can bet I won't give 'em up without a fight! You're 1ups'll run out one day. You can only cheat so many times with your dumb power ups.
You might as well give up now coz I ain't givin' up!"
You might as well give up now coz I ain't givin' up!"
January 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"And ya can bet I won't give 'em up without a fight! You're 1ups'll run out one day. You can only cheat so many times with your dumb power ups.
You might as well give up now coz I ain't givin' up!"
You might as well give up now coz I ain't givin' up!"
"Jealous much?
Don't criticize stuff ya don't understand! Me 'n' the princess're havin' nice tea parties when you're not around. She don't want rescuin'. She only starts actin' the part when you show up!
She's mine! She always will be. I'll make her see that. Soon."
Don't criticize stuff ya don't understand! Me 'n' the princess're havin' nice tea parties when you're not around. She don't want rescuin'. She only starts actin' the part when you show up!
She's mine! She always will be. I'll make her see that. Soon."
January 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Jealous much?
Don't criticize stuff ya don't understand! Me 'n' the princess're havin' nice tea parties when you're not around. She don't want rescuin'. She only starts actin' the part when you show up!
She's mine! She always will be. I'll make her see that. Soon."
Don't criticize stuff ya don't understand! Me 'n' the princess're havin' nice tea parties when you're not around. She don't want rescuin'. She only starts actin' the part when you show up!
She's mine! She always will be. I'll make her see that. Soon."
“Who said she’s a hostage? She’s my guest and my future wife should be livin with me anyway! That’s how relationships work! But I guess I shouldn’t expect a nobody like you t’know that.
How’s about you stop gettin’ in the way of true love? Stick t’your little nobody life ‘n’ let us be happy.”
How’s about you stop gettin’ in the way of true love? Stick t’your little nobody life ‘n’ let us be happy.”
January 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Who said she’s a hostage? She’s my guest and my future wife should be livin with me anyway! That’s how relationships work! But I guess I shouldn’t expect a nobody like you t’know that.
How’s about you stop gettin’ in the way of true love? Stick t’your little nobody life ‘n’ let us be happy.”
How’s about you stop gettin’ in the way of true love? Stick t’your little nobody life ‘n’ let us be happy.”
“That’s right. I forgot how affordable a one bedroom shed costs.
What ya doin’ robbin’ my castle’s coins? Ain’t very hero like. So how much’re ya payin’ me back? Or should I claim it back with a few hundred punches on that fat nose of yours?”
What ya doin’ robbin’ my castle’s coins? Ain’t very hero like. So how much’re ya payin’ me back? Or should I claim it back with a few hundred punches on that fat nose of yours?”
January 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“That’s right. I forgot how affordable a one bedroom shed costs.
What ya doin’ robbin’ my castle’s coins? Ain’t very hero like. So how much’re ya payin’ me back? Or should I claim it back with a few hundred punches on that fat nose of yours?”
What ya doin’ robbin’ my castle’s coins? Ain’t very hero like. So how much’re ya payin’ me back? Or should I claim it back with a few hundred punches on that fat nose of yours?”
“Raise your fees ‘n’ I’ll leave reviews so scathin’ you’ll never get a job again!
Don’t test me plumber! I have a whole kingdom followin’ me! What d’you have? Your string bean brother? How ya gonna pay your bills on your dumb little hut?”
Don’t test me plumber! I have a whole kingdom followin’ me! What d’you have? Your string bean brother? How ya gonna pay your bills on your dumb little hut?”
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“Raise your fees ‘n’ I’ll leave reviews so scathin’ you’ll never get a job again!
Don’t test me plumber! I have a whole kingdom followin’ me! What d’you have? Your string bean brother? How ya gonna pay your bills on your dumb little hut?”
Don’t test me plumber! I have a whole kingdom followin’ me! What d’you have? Your string bean brother? How ya gonna pay your bills on your dumb little hut?”
“What d’you want plumber?! I ain’t got no broken toilets.
Go back t’swimmin’ in the sewer.”
Go back t’swimmin’ in the sewer.”
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“What d’you want plumber?! I ain’t got no broken toilets.
Go back t’swimmin’ in the sewer.”
Go back t’swimmin’ in the sewer.”
“I’ve got spies in the castle. Need t’figure out how t’weed ‘em out.”
January 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“I’ve got spies in the castle. Need t’figure out how t’weed ‘em out.”
"Wowser?...
Sounds familiar."
Sounds familiar."
January 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Wowser?...
Sounds familiar."
Sounds familiar."
“..Gotcha..”
He didn’t get it. But he was trying. It was just hard to take interest in something that was flying way over his head..
He took Gnarly’s robot hand and fiddled around with it. It looked convincing..
“So what else ya buildin’?”
He didn’t get it. But he was trying. It was just hard to take interest in something that was flying way over his head..
He took Gnarly’s robot hand and fiddled around with it. It looked convincing..
“So what else ya buildin’?”
November 12, 2024 at 3:50 PM
“..Gotcha..”
He didn’t get it. But he was trying. It was just hard to take interest in something that was flying way over his head..
He took Gnarly’s robot hand and fiddled around with it. It looked convincing..
“So what else ya buildin’?”
He didn’t get it. But he was trying. It was just hard to take interest in something that was flying way over his head..
He took Gnarly’s robot hand and fiddled around with it. It looked convincing..
“So what else ya buildin’?”
“Let’s get one thing straight.
I’m better than you.”
I’m better than you.”
November 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“Let’s get one thing straight.
I’m better than you.”
I’m better than you.”