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𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒐’𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝑴𝑬!”
‘King Bowser Koopa’ RP Account
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[ #MarioRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP ]
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Reposted by 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆. (#14)
The many forms of Bowser Jr.
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The many forms of Bowser Jr.
Reposted by 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆. (#14)
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"I ain't as confrontational as I used t'be either. A partner 'n' kids does a good job of calmin' ya down. 'Don't even feel like the same Koopa I was sometimes..
Where ya been anyway?! You think your royal chef job is just part time?!
Or maybe it was me that was away. Life's been busy."
Where ya been anyway?! You think your royal chef job is just part time?!
Or maybe it was me that was away. Life's been busy."
"Hah. Those with strength should use it, you say? I love a good challenge, but more-often-than-not, I only tend to find myself fighting when necessary. It's rather ironic."
"Or ya just fight coz you wanna! I know way more than fightin' but when you're this BIG 'n' STRONG 'n' CAPABALE, why shouldn't I use it to my advantage.
Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"
Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
"I ain't as confrontational as I used t'be either. A partner 'n' kids does a good job of calmin' ya down. 'Don't even feel like the same Koopa I was sometimes..
Where ya been anyway?! You think your royal chef job is just part time?!
Or maybe it was me that was away. Life's been busy."
Where ya been anyway?! You think your royal chef job is just part time?!
Or maybe it was me that was away. Life's been busy."
"'Wonder what Rool's up to.. He better not be buildin' robots again without permission."
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"'Wonder what Rool's up to.. He better not be buildin' robots again without permission."
@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social
"..... Hang on a sec! You're changin' the narrative here! Are you a version of me or are you Blue!
What's your name! I want answers now! Spill it!"
"..... Hang on a sec! You're changin' the narrative here! Are you a version of me or are you Blue!
What's your name! I want answers now! Spill it!"
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social
"..... Hang on a sec! You're changin' the narrative here! Are you a version of me or are you Blue!
What's your name! I want answers now! Spill it!"
"..... Hang on a sec! You're changin' the narrative here! Are you a version of me or are you Blue!
What's your name! I want answers now! Spill it!"
"Or ya just fight coz you wanna! I know way more than fightin' but when you're this BIG 'n' STRONG 'n' CAPABALE, why shouldn't I use it to my advantage.
Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"
Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"
"Fighting is all that some know, and for many that know more, fighting is all they can do."
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
"Or ya just fight coz you wanna! I know way more than fightin' but when you're this BIG 'n' STRONG 'n' CAPABALE, why shouldn't I use it to my advantage.
Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"
Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"
"Tell me about it. Then he gets given hitech jetpack things on top of that and Luma super spin powers! Nothing he uses against me is his own!
...Except that one time he cheated 'n' grabbed me tail... Who grabs a koopa's tail!? Rude!"
...Except that one time he cheated 'n' grabbed me tail... Who grabs a koopa's tail!? Rude!"
🔥🦴: "Yeah, we definitely know he cheats.
Because he has those powerups on his side, which isn't fair."
Because he has those powerups on his side, which isn't fair."
“Let’s set the record straight.
Mario CHEATS!
How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better!
In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”
Mario CHEATS!
How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better!
In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
"Tell me about it. Then he gets given hitech jetpack things on top of that and Luma super spin powers! Nothing he uses against me is his own!
...Except that one time he cheated 'n' grabbed me tail... Who grabs a koopa's tail!? Rude!"
...Except that one time he cheated 'n' grabbed me tail... Who grabs a koopa's tail!? Rude!"
"Knock him out yourself!
I've got better things t'do than punch nerds f'you! I'll deal with him if he becomes a problem! Right now he's all talk. And whiny.
Really whiny."
I've got better things t'do than punch nerds f'you! I'll deal with him if he becomes a problem! Right now he's all talk. And whiny.
Really whiny."
"Cool, can you sock him out for me, I need another painting to add onto my sad, lonely walls of my mansion~ they look so empty, only the spiders and webs adorn the walls, it's boring me without an additional paintning, and Zavok'll make a great addition."
“I still don’t get how ya can drive a kart…. You need legs f’the pedals…
Bleh..
He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”
Bleh..
He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
"Knock him out yourself!
I've got better things t'do than punch nerds f'you! I'll deal with him if he becomes a problem! Right now he's all talk. And whiny.
Really whiny."
I've got better things t'do than punch nerds f'you! I'll deal with him if he becomes a problem! Right now he's all talk. And whiny.
Really whiny."
"Well the more ya know..
Ghosts need sleep too."
Ghosts need sleep too."
* adding
"FINE I'LL GO TO BED."
Levitating to his room, just phasing through the door and resting against his king sized mattress.
"FINE I'LL GO TO BED."
Levitating to his room, just phasing through the door and resting against his king sized mattress.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"Well the more ya know..
Ghosts need sleep too."
Ghosts need sleep too."
"Even if we don't get along. The Mushroom Kingdom can't get by without trade 'n' co-existence with my kingdom anyway! Not gonna give you an economics class about it! Your little brain won't handle it.
Exclusion ain't on the cards~. And like I'd allow that! I'll crash every party I need to!"
Exclusion ain't on the cards~. And like I'd allow that! I'll crash every party I need to!"
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"Even if we don't get along. The Mushroom Kingdom can't get by without trade 'n' co-existence with my kingdom anyway! Not gonna give you an economics class about it! Your little brain won't handle it.
Exclusion ain't on the cards~. And like I'd allow that! I'll crash every party I need to!"
Exclusion ain't on the cards~. And like I'd allow that! I'll crash every party I need to!"
"I'm way smarter on this stuff than I wanna be.."
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
"I'm way smarter on this stuff than I wanna be.."
"Only gonna spell this out for ya once so listen up.
He's me but not. He's like a what if scenario. What if I gameovered a few years before we figured out the revival potion?
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He's me but not. He's like a what if scenario. What if I gameovered a few years before we figured out the revival potion?
-->
"Okay so let me get this straight.
@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social, supposedly YOU are the undead version of @kingofawesome.bsky.social.
But in reality, there's like two seperate Bowsers?"
@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social, supposedly YOU are the undead version of @kingofawesome.bsky.social.
But in reality, there's like two seperate Bowsers?"
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
"Only gonna spell this out for ya once so listen up.
He's me but not. He's like a what if scenario. What if I gameovered a few years before we figured out the revival potion?
-->
He's me but not. He's like a what if scenario. What if I gameovered a few years before we figured out the revival potion?
-->
"The no nose loser don't know what the multiverse is.
Pal, don't think that much about it. Your head'll start hurtin'."
Pal, don't think that much about it. Your head'll start hurtin'."
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"The no nose loser don't know what the multiverse is.
Pal, don't think that much about it. Your head'll start hurtin'."
Pal, don't think that much about it. Your head'll start hurtin'."
“Cheat all you want. Your luck’s gonna run out and when it does, I’ll be there t’gloat.
And since I’m so nice I’ll let ya watch day by day as the Mushroom Kingdom enters a new golden age as part of the Koopa Empire! BWAH HAHAHA!”
And since I’m so nice I’ll let ya watch day by day as the Mushroom Kingdom enters a new golden age as part of the Koopa Empire! BWAH HAHAHA!”
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
“Cheat all you want. Your luck’s gonna run out and when it does, I’ll be there t’gloat.
And since I’m so nice I’ll let ya watch day by day as the Mushroom Kingdom enters a new golden age as part of the Koopa Empire! BWAH HAHAHA!”
And since I’m so nice I’ll let ya watch day by day as the Mushroom Kingdom enters a new golden age as part of the Koopa Empire! BWAH HAHAHA!”
“Let’s set the record straight.
Mario CHEATS!
How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better!
In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”
Mario CHEATS!
How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better!
In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 AM
“Let’s set the record straight.
Mario CHEATS!
How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better!
In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”
Mario CHEATS!
How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better!
In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”
“I still don’t get how ya can drive a kart…. You need legs f’the pedals…
Bleh..
He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”
Bleh..
He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”
"Let's oven them into baked ziti, regardless. I can show that red chili pepper I don't need legs to kick some butt..."
"'Think there's somethin' wrong with that one..."
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
“I still don’t get how ya can drive a kart…. You need legs f’the pedals…
Bleh..
He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”
Bleh..
He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”
“Exactly! You get it.
I compose instrumental masterpieces!”
I compose instrumental masterpieces!”
"I don't see you as the type of Koopa who would make that song."
“For the record! I have not and will not ever play or sing a song called Peaches!
That was some different variant of me that wrote ‘n’ performed it. I have nothin’ t’ do with that dumb song.”
That was some different variant of me that wrote ‘n’ performed it. I have nothin’ t’ do with that dumb song.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
“Exactly! You get it.
I compose instrumental masterpieces!”
I compose instrumental masterpieces!”
“Your loser bro can only cheat f’so long before I end his game f’good!
All I need is one clean hit and he’s wrecked! F’you, it’s half a hit and it don’t even need t’be clean. I bet I could flick you and you’d get KOed.”
All I need is one clean hit and he’s wrecked! F’you, it’s half a hit and it don’t even need t’be clean. I bet I could flick you and you’d get KOed.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 AM
“Your loser bro can only cheat f’so long before I end his game f’good!
All I need is one clean hit and he’s wrecked! F’you, it’s half a hit and it don’t even need t’be clean. I bet I could flick you and you’d get KOed.”
All I need is one clean hit and he’s wrecked! F’you, it’s half a hit and it don’t even need t’be clean. I bet I could flick you and you’d get KOed.”
"'Think there's somethin' wrong with that one..."
"...Another one of them Ziti ogres found me. They're onto us, Bowser.
I bet this is Luigi's doing as well."
I bet this is Luigi's doing as well."
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"'Think there's somethin' wrong with that one..."
Reposted by 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆. (#14)
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy.
"Yeah, he's been snoopin' around me too.. Maybe he's a fan or somethin'? Definitely dresses like one.
'Might see if I can bring him under my control. Sniff out if he's lookin' f'work."
'Might see if I can bring him under my control. Sniff out if he's lookin' f'work."
"Right now I'm just putting in the report that I'm being provoked by some Italian-dish-sounding demon/ogre thing. This'll be history, BLEHEHEHEHEH!"
“Oh… You mean that budget ripoff style stealin’ wannabe from woodland critter world? Got ya..
How’s about ya just do the reports so we don’t need t’have words about it! Coz word turn into disciplinary action which turns into you in a little jam jar.”
How’s about ya just do the reports so we don’t need t’have words about it! Coz word turn into disciplinary action which turns into you in a little jam jar.”
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
"Yeah, he's been snoopin' around me too.. Maybe he's a fan or somethin'? Definitely dresses like one.
'Might see if I can bring him under my control. Sniff out if he's lookin' f'work."
'Might see if I can bring him under my control. Sniff out if he's lookin' f'work."
"Guess we have different tastes in what we think's good then... And somehow you butcher it even more...
Like it all ya want! 'I' still wrote it. And every 'me' is better than you even if I don't agree with everythin' they do."
Like it all ya want! 'I' still wrote it. And every 'me' is better than you even if I don't agree with everythin' they do."
"I dunno, I think I'd call that a masterpiece, too. Heheheh, it's catchy.
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches-Peaches-Peaches~🎶"
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches-Peaches-Peaches~🎶"
“Then the Oscars are dumb too! That song is dumb and it don’t represent me. Not this me anyway…
I compose masterpieces, not whatever that was..”
I compose masterpieces, not whatever that was..”
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 AM
"Guess we have different tastes in what we think's good then... And somehow you butcher it even more...
Like it all ya want! 'I' still wrote it. And every 'me' is better than you even if I don't agree with everythin' they do."
Like it all ya want! 'I' still wrote it. And every 'me' is better than you even if I don't agree with everythin' they do."
What’s a mere-turtle? I’m a Koopa! Say it with me. Koo-pa.
Ya might as well remember it coz this koopa king’s gonna knock ya down a peg or two.”
Ya might as well remember it coz this koopa king’s gonna knock ya down a peg or two.”
"Fighting a mere turtle is beneath me."
“What a joke! The only reason you got me in the first place was coz ya attacked me with my back turned!
Someone with power would prove they’ve got more power in a fair fight! Face t’face!”
Someone with power would prove they’ve got more power in a fair fight! Face t’face!”
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
What’s a mere-turtle? I’m a Koopa! Say it with me. Koo-pa.
Ya might as well remember it coz this koopa king’s gonna knock ya down a peg or two.”
Ya might as well remember it coz this koopa king’s gonna knock ya down a peg or two.”
“Then the Oscars are dumb too! That song is dumb and it don’t represent me. Not this me anyway…
I compose masterpieces, not whatever that was..”
I compose masterpieces, not whatever that was..”
"What a shame. It was nominated for an Oscar a couple years back.
Looks like I'll have to find 'im and give a proper congratulations."
Looks like I'll have to find 'im and give a proper congratulations."
“For the record! I have not and will not ever play or sing a song called Peaches!
That was some different variant of me that wrote ‘n’ performed it. I have nothin’ t’ do with that dumb song.”
That was some different variant of me that wrote ‘n’ performed it. I have nothin’ t’ do with that dumb song.”
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“Then the Oscars are dumb too! That song is dumb and it don’t represent me. Not this me anyway…
I compose masterpieces, not whatever that was..”
I compose masterpieces, not whatever that was..”