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Kimista
@kimista.bsky.social
Fibre artist, middle aged uni student, fat lady, plant appreciator. (she/her) Naarm
Mum to the awesome Thunder Boy.
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
All of these usually. We'll have berries and cherries with dessert.

Should have some home grown asparagus by then too. And maybe peaches, but might be a bit early.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I would like to know how much the dental industry is paying Play-Doh to make these horrifying sets. Are they trying to get kids to grow up to be dentists?
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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When you're posting an image it should say "+ alt" in the corner. You tap that to add your description.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We are ready to go with crocheted toys, glow sticks, bubbles, and not shown here back up chocolates.

We had 40 kids through last year but the weather in Naarm today is so gross and I'm not seeing kids out yet. Though there's supposed to be a Halloween event down the street so maybe it's too early?
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Paid now.
Thank you so much.
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
To be fully transparent, none of the barely supervised toddlers had any falls or injuries. But M was watching me take this photo and a second later thunder boy tumbled down the stairs in the back there.
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We're at the park and I'm studying in the car while M hangs out with thunder boy. There's 6 parents I can see at this park right now and 5 of them are Dad's. It's pretty fucking cute.
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Absolutely fuck right off with this. Do not give any single human being born into that nonsense the tiniest amount of credit for this.

All of the credit belongs to the victims of this arsehole. All of it.
October 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I absolutely agree. Especially when they keep letting them release new books that are basically the same as the first one, which was an obvious rip off of a much better version featuring Grover.

For example -
October 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm definitely this guy who is clearly trying to decide which game to buy for his new second hand steam deck and truly has no idea what's been being said for the last hour.

(Spoiler: I got Critter Cove, Donut County, and Planet Zoo.)
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It really is. She was so sick for so long and saw 6 doctors over two weeks. None of them even did a blood test. She should have been admitted to hospital at least overnight for monitoring.

Look at this sweet face. How could you not take that awful rash seriously?
September 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The kitty cat is freaked out by the balloons. It is very funny. He full on jumped when he first noticed them, and has slowly crept up towards them. Now the keeps looking at me, and then back at them, like can you believe this??
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is Duke. He's the best.
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I met this lovely little river puppy today.
September 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
May his magic rainbow belly send you vibes of peace and calm. 🩷
September 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
For so long these trees were sad little sticks shorter than me, and walking home on a hot day I would absolutely bake while pushing a pram full of crap + toddler/baby/both.

But now they're all grown up, and even touch their neighbours across the road.

And it gives me feelings.🌱🪾🌳
August 31, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'm working on this ridiculous project while watching the 50 years of hip hop special. They go together surprisingly well.
August 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What's at the end of the rainbow? This fluffy belly. But be warned, he will absolutely fuck you up if you try to touch it. (It is so soft and fluffy 🥰).
August 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This piece of shit is back in court again. Let's hope the result is exactly what he deserves.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...?
August 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Someone needs to explain how this makes sense to the NDIS.

(AT = Assistive Technology)
August 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Important update: kitty katty is using his shark bed for the first time. He has resting grump face - I promise he's very happy right now.
August 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM