DOUCHEBAG ꒰🪓꒱
@killjoysneverdie.bsky.social
【 OUTCOME MEMORIES DOUCHEBAG 】21+ writer. MDNI
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"ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀʏꜱ!"
*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 AM
"ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀʏꜱ!"
*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
"why the fuck are there more of them."
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"why the fuck are there more of them."
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September 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐆𝚄𝙰𝚁𝙳𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝑨𝖭͟𝖦𝖤𝖫.
February 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐆𝚄𝙰𝚁𝙳𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝑨𝖭͟𝖦𝖤𝖫.
the blonde survivor quickly escaped, but halted to a stop directly behind sonic because there was no way she would leave him to fight the exe by himself.
"it was my first time getting hit, so i should be fine," she replied, flexing her fingers and lifting her ax again.
she nodded to him, hoping --
"it was my first time getting hit, so i should be fine," she replied, flexing her fingers and lifting her ax again.
she nodded to him, hoping --
The hedgehog seemed to sneeze just before the executioner appeared, leaping back once he took a swing at Douchebag! Now with the exe between them, Sonic looks to Douchebag with a grin.
"That's a big if! Patch yourself up while I keep this faker busy!"
He'd curl up into a ball, revving up a-
"That's a big if! Patch yourself up while I keep this faker busy!"
He'd curl up into a ball, revving up a-
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
the blonde survivor quickly escaped, but halted to a stop directly behind sonic because there was no way she would leave him to fight the exe by himself.
"it was my first time getting hit, so i should be fine," she replied, flexing her fingers and lifting her ax again.
she nodded to him, hoping --
"it was my first time getting hit, so i should be fine," she replied, flexing her fingers and lifting her ax again.
she nodded to him, hoping --
"no problem," douchebag replied, eyes trained forward and stoic expression never wavering.
douchebag has been stuck here for a while, and she became numb to the horrors after the first trial. she was normally used to the sight from her former occupation either way.
douchebag has been stuck here for a while, and she became numb to the horrors after the first trial. she was normally used to the sight from her former occupation either way.
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❪ A faint smile. Espio knows for a fact that this way of thinking didn’t come overnight, it may have taken years. There are survivors out here, most likely trapped like she is. ❫
〝 I appreciate your assistance. 〞
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❪ A faint smile. Espio knows for a fact that this way of thinking didn’t come overnight, it may have taken years. There are survivors out here, most likely trapped like she is. ❫
〝 I appreciate your assistance. 〞
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her mindset had undergone a huge change since being trapped in the torture labyrinth. the blonde hedgehog had come to terms with it, and assisted others in escaping when she knew it was not worth any effort to worry about only herself.
"if others can get out, that is all that matters."
"if others can get out, that is all that matters."
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"no problem," douchebag replied, eyes trained forward and stoic expression never wavering.
douchebag has been stuck here for a while, and she became numb to the horrors after the first trial. she was normally used to the sight from her former occupation either way.
douchebag has been stuck here for a while, and she became numb to the horrors after the first trial. she was normally used to the sight from her former occupation either way.
18+ muses ONLY. requires heavy chemistry though pre-established is fine with plotting beforehand. muse is bisexual with heavy male lean. ships will be added to the SHIPS LIST. FWB / cheating is strictly prohibited & ships, unless poly, exist in their own timeline.
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
18+ muses ONLY. requires heavy chemistry though pre-established is fine with plotting beforehand. muse is bisexual with heavy male lean. ships will be added to the SHIPS LIST. FWB / cheating is strictly prohibited & ships, unless poly, exist in their own timeline.
【 SHIPPING RULES 🪓 】
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
【 SHIPPING RULES 🪓 】
【 MAINS CALL / INFORMATION 🪓 】
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
【 MAINS CALL / INFORMATION 🪓 】
【 SHIPPING CALL / INFORMATION 🪓 】
October 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
【 SHIPPING CALL / INFORMATION 🪓 】
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— 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁 𝙈𝙀 ?
—𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙔 !
— 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 !
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—𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙔 !
— 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 !
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October 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
— 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁 𝙈𝙀 ?
—𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙔 !
— 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 !
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—𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙔 !
— 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 !
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her mindset had undergone a huge change since being trapped in the torture labyrinth. the blonde hedgehog had come to terms with it, and assisted others in escaping when she knew it was not worth any effort to worry about only herself.
"if others can get out, that is all that matters."
"if others can get out, that is all that matters."
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❪ Espio nodded slowly, his confusion dissipating but concern lingering. She knew this area like the back of her hand, it seems, even kept him safe while he was in the unknown.
In a way, he’s the same. ❫
〝 I see…I respect that. 〞
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❪ Espio nodded slowly, his confusion dissipating but concern lingering. She knew this area like the back of her hand, it seems, even kept him safe while he was in the unknown.
In a way, he’s the same. ❫
〝 I see…I respect that. 〞
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". . . . that's not something you should worry about," she mumbled, glancing at espio and noting his confusion and concern.
"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."
"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
her mindset had undergone a huge change since being trapped in the torture labyrinth. the blonde hedgehog had come to terms with it, and assisted others in escaping when she knew it was not worth any effort to worry about only herself.
"if others can get out, that is all that matters."
"if others can get out, that is all that matters."
gently taking @ambivalentomen.bsky.social 's hand during a match. she doesn't look in his direction, but is stoically staring outwardly.
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
gently taking @ambivalentomen.bsky.social 's hand during a match. she doesn't look in his direction, but is stoically staring outwardly.
". . . . that's not something you should worry about," she mumbled, glancing at espio and noting his confusion and concern.
"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."
"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."
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❪ Espio straightened his posture almost immediately, turning to stare at her before responding, his expression screaming pure confusion and concern. ❫
〝 What about you? 〞
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❪ Espio straightened his posture almost immediately, turning to stare at her before responding, his expression screaming pure confusion and concern. ❫
〝 What about you? 〞
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douchebag continued to travel north, keeping her guard up and her ax gripped. luckily for them, the exe was nowhere nearby and they were reaching a point where they would be safe.
"we need to wait it out until the ring opens. . . you will most likely be able to escape," she told him.
"we need to wait it out until the ring opens. . . you will most likely be able to escape," she told him.
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
". . . . that's not something you should worry about," she mumbled, glancing at espio and noting his confusion and concern.
"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."
"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."
"it's fine. . . . you're just not used to being here or experiencing being trapped. to my knowledge. forgive me if i'm wrong," was her blunt reply, still staring into the flickering flames.
"perhaps the game will reject you and set you free."
"perhaps the game will reject you and set you free."
As much as it pains her to admit, it seems she was right, and now relaxing, calmed.
〝 Forgive me. 〞
〝 Forgive me. 〞
"you can probably escape this place, but the rest of us cannot. after every escape, we are placed back here and forced to wait another trial. after every death is the same thing," was her calm reply, not reacting to the erratic lightning or the way mary was acting.
"keep your wits about you."
"keep your wits about you."
October 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"it's fine. . . . you're just not used to being here or experiencing being trapped. to my knowledge. forgive me if i'm wrong," was her blunt reply, still staring into the flickering flames.
"perhaps the game will reject you and set you free."
"perhaps the game will reject you and set you free."
"we need to move away from this area. i don't want to stick in one place for too long," she replied quietly, standing and letting her ax dangle by her side.
she could sense other survivors, but the exe wasn't something she was able to detect. douchebag began moving to the best of her ability.
she could sense other survivors, but the exe wasn't something she was able to detect. douchebag began moving to the best of her ability.
"Okay."
Knuxkles was psychologically preparing himself for escape, eyes darting around the place to see if any enemies were close by.
Knuxkles was psychologically preparing himself for escape, eyes darting around the place to see if any enemies were close by.
douchebag knew she was stuck here, but THIS knuckles probably would be freed if they were able to reach the ring. the blonde hedgehog did not remove her hand from her wound, but this made using her ax very difficult.
". . . . . . try to stick by me, and i'll guide you to the ring when it opens."
". . . . . . try to stick by me, and i'll guide you to the ring when it opens."
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"we need to move away from this area. i don't want to stick in one place for too long," she replied quietly, standing and letting her ax dangle by her side.
she could sense other survivors, but the exe wasn't something she was able to detect. douchebag began moving to the best of her ability.
she could sense other survivors, but the exe wasn't something she was able to detect. douchebag began moving to the best of her ability.
quietly sneaking around in the thicket near a platform, douchebag had crimson smeared across her features and her ax clutched tightly in her hands. though she could sense @sinless-sovereign.bsky.social nearby, she was not in a position to call out verbally. she only gestured for sally to join her.
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
quietly sneaking around in the thicket near a platform, douchebag had crimson smeared across her features and her ax clutched tightly in her hands. though she could sense @sinless-sovereign.bsky.social nearby, she was not in a position to call out verbally. she only gestured for sally to join her.