DOUCHEBAG ꒰🪓꒱
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【 OUTCOME MEMORIES DOUCHEBAG 】21+ writer. MDNI
survivor brandished her ax menacingly, though she knew they both had to be careful unless they wanted to purposefully trigger rage mode.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
survivor brandished her ax menacingly, though she knew they both had to be careful unless they wanted to purposefully trigger rage mode.
and knew they would probably escape. her main goal was to get sonic out of here and back to where he belongs.
douchebag was ready to sacrifice herself for that purpose. she knew she would have other chances to escape.
the exe, alerted by the whistle, slowly turned to douchebag. the stoic --
douchebag was ready to sacrifice herself for that purpose. she knew she would have other chances to escape.
the exe, alerted by the whistle, slowly turned to douchebag. the stoic --
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
and knew they would probably escape. her main goal was to get sonic out of here and back to where he belongs.
douchebag was ready to sacrifice herself for that purpose. she knew she would have other chances to escape.
the exe, alerted by the whistle, slowly turned to douchebag. the stoic --
douchebag was ready to sacrifice herself for that purpose. she knew she would have other chances to escape.
the exe, alerted by the whistle, slowly turned to douchebag. the stoic --
sonic understood the gesture. douchebag was going to assist in stunning and diverting attention away from the other survivors so they could escape. she was, when the moment called for it, a great distraction and she whistled to get the exe's attention.
douchebag could sense the others retreating --
douchebag could sense the others retreating --
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sonic understood the gesture. douchebag was going to assist in stunning and diverting attention away from the other survivors so they could escape. she was, when the moment called for it, a great distraction and she whistled to get the exe's attention.
douchebag could sense the others retreating --
douchebag could sense the others retreating --
4. NO SITUATIONSHIPS. please. douchebag is too old for that, and she isn't one to tolerate nonsense. if she thinks somebody isn't interested, she loses all feelings for them. and i don't write it because i think they're ridiculous. again, i don't care what others do, but keep me out of it.
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
4. NO SITUATIONSHIPS. please. douchebag is too old for that, and she isn't one to tolerate nonsense. if she thinks somebody isn't interested, she loses all feelings for them. and i don't write it because i think they're ridiculous. again, i don't care what others do, but keep me out of it.
3. pre-established ships / slowburn is fine, but it DOES take a lot for douchebag to gain feelings and she rarely admits to having them. douchebag is a villain muse, so her partner would have to be accustomed to her actions.
douchebag is a private person, even with her ship partners.
douchebag is a private person, even with her ship partners.
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
3. pre-established ships / slowburn is fine, but it DOES take a lot for douchebag to gain feelings and she rarely admits to having them. douchebag is a villain muse, so her partner would have to be accustomed to her actions.
douchebag is a private person, even with her ship partners.
douchebag is a private person, even with her ship partners.
2. NO FWB OR CHEATING. both of those things make me uncomfortable and it would be very ooc for douchebag to tolerate either of those things. i would rather keep my ships in separate storylines and develop them as the muses interact.
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
2. NO FWB OR CHEATING. both of those things make me uncomfortable and it would be very ooc for douchebag to tolerate either of those things. i would rather keep my ships in separate storylines and develop them as the muses interact.
1. ABSOLUTELY NO HUMANS. douchebag is not romantically attracted to humans in any way, and it makes me uncomfortable when humans and mobians are shipped together. i personally do not care what others are doing, but please keep me out of it. only mobian / moebian muses are allowed to like the call.
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
1. ABSOLUTELY NO HUMANS. douchebag is not romantically attracted to humans in any way, and it makes me uncomfortable when humans and mobians are shipped together. i personally do not care what others are doing, but please keep me out of it. only mobian / moebian muses are allowed to like the call.
18+ muses ONLY. requires heavy chemistry though pre-established is fine with plotting beforehand. muse is bisexual with heavy male lean. ships will be added to the SHIPS LIST. FWB / cheating is strictly prohibited & ships, unless poly, exist in their own timeline.
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
【 SHIPPING RULES 🪓 】
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
【 MAINS CALL / INFORMATION 🪓 】
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM