life is a grand gamble, and i'll always be the final victor.

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𝐖𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨

#⃝ｐａｒｔｙ
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That's the spirit‼️

( tosses over a microphone and an iphone )

get to interviewing; and don't come back without somethin' funny or you're getting extra ice in those drinks.

Two, and you get free refills on the coke products.

" 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩, my dear 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘫𝘰𝘺, is where you're wrong

My business thrives on the moronic output of insufficient funds, rare few notwithstanding, so the allure of free money even for the most humiliating will attract

Now go, your dreary disposition is going to dispose of pathetic aforementioned. 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙯 ‼️"

" Kids these days — no respect for the performance arts. "

Weekly deal at the casino humiliate yourself on camera for the company tiktok while i force you to do one of those annoying street interviews to random passerby and you get one extra spin on the slot machine

𝘤͟𝘩͟𝘢͟𝘳͟𝘮͟𝘦͟𝘥͟ ͟ ,
i'm sure

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𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚

#⃝ｃｉｒｃｕｓ
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