Elissa
@killjoie.bsky.social
I’m three raccoons in a scrub top. Tell your nana I love her. Put some medihoney on that.
It’s soup season. This week I made chicken corn noodle and today the best ham and potato soup. Delightful.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s soup season. This week I made chicken corn noodle and today the best ham and potato soup. Delightful.
The happiest day of the year at work is coming to a close. Book sale 2025 is a wrap. I found a slew of great things for me, a box full of titles for mom, and books from my childhood that will go to the little free library. (Bunnicula! Ramona & Beezus)
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The happiest day of the year at work is coming to a close. Book sale 2025 is a wrap. I found a slew of great things for me, a box full of titles for mom, and books from my childhood that will go to the little free library. (Bunnicula! Ramona & Beezus)
It’s our annual book sale at work, and someone donated my absolute favorite book from childhood, same edition, in pristine shape. Sure, it doesn’t have my Grammy’s writing in it, but I snagged that SO FAST.
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s our annual book sale at work, and someone donated my absolute favorite book from childhood, same edition, in pristine shape. Sure, it doesn’t have my Grammy’s writing in it, but I snagged that SO FAST.
I’m now old enough to have a favorite apple, and that is Crimson Crisp. Though you’d have to pry the Stayman Winesaps out of my cold dead hands come late October.
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m now old enough to have a favorite apple, and that is Crimson Crisp. Though you’d have to pry the Stayman Winesaps out of my cold dead hands come late October.
Crikey, she’s a big ‘un. #newbookday
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Crikey, she’s a big ‘un. #newbookday
Joestopher is a stage five clinger. I love him fiercely.
October 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Joestopher is a stage five clinger. I love him fiercely.
Seymour, my wound butt came!
October 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Seymour, my wound butt came!
Working on my funfetti cake sweater. Joe opted to be a scarf this morning. The US is going to absolute shit, but this particular morning is ok so far.
July 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Working on my funfetti cake sweater. Joe opted to be a scarf this morning. The US is going to absolute shit, but this particular morning is ok so far.
The 15th anniversary is Crystal. I want this or meth.
May 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The 15th anniversary is Crystal. I want this or meth.
Don’t let the spotty chin and adorable pose fool you. He’s bitey AF. No limbs are safe.
April 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don’t let the spotty chin and adorable pose fool you. He’s bitey AF. No limbs are safe.
Espresso sums up 2025 for everyone.
March 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Espresso sums up 2025 for everyone.
Was adopted by a kitten this weekend. Meet Joestopher Mattholomew Dougherty. Joe for short.
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Was adopted by a kitten this weekend. Meet Joestopher Mattholomew Dougherty. Joe for short.
Reposted by Elissa
Number of felony convictions...
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
February 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Number of felony convictions...
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Absolutely. The fuck. Not. Motherfuckers.
The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
January 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Absolutely. The fuck. Not. Motherfuckers.
The best way to soothe the already overstimulated adult, take her to Sky Zone. Thank zog for noise canceling headphones, knitting, and a whole lot of live versions of “Once in a Lifetime”. #TimeIsntHoldingUs
January 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The best way to soothe the already overstimulated adult, take her to Sky Zone. Thank zog for noise canceling headphones, knitting, and a whole lot of live versions of “Once in a Lifetime”. #TimeIsntHoldingUs
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This op-ed explains how to start an ICE Watch neighborhood program in your community. ⤵️
How to Keep Tabs on ICE Agents Who May Be Surveilling Your Neighborhood
Here’s a step-by-step guide.
www.teenvogue.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This op-ed explains how to start an ICE Watch neighborhood program in your community. ⤵️
Mother, I crave your soup. Motherrrr. The šöűp.
January 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Mother, I crave your soup. Motherrrr. The šöűp.
I’ve been offered the opportunity to do an agency-wide training session on my specialty this summer and I’m naturally quite pleased. I shared with my mom. Her response? “Oh god, don’t shave all your hair off before then. You look like a thumb.” 1/?
January 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve been offered the opportunity to do an agency-wide training session on my specialty this summer and I’m naturally quite pleased. I shared with my mom. Her response? “Oh god, don’t shave all your hair off before then. You look like a thumb.” 1/?